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@joeroganhq Oh, come on Kevin! I guess that means he's probably on the list. Someone should have told him to just be quiet instead of raising suspicion like that.

Ana Kasparian: "I would love for them to release the [Epstein] files. I want to know how many of those individuals are currently serving in our government in some role." Kevin O'Leary: "This is not what American families give a damn about."

@PlanetOfMemes Can't wait to see what fElon tRump has up his sleeve for Goddess Eostre's egg roll & bunny hop. When PedoPrez invites a bunch of kids to his house to celebrate a rebranded pagan fertility festival, you know it's going to be lit. If only Jeffrey were alive to enjoy it with him.

Remember when Joe Biden was so far gone that the Easter Bunny had to keep him on task?

@IIPaLyII @MryRodrguez4 @RulaRayna I don't want him to kick the bucket yet. I want him in court, then prison. He can kick the bucket after at least 1 month of prison.

@MryRodrguez4 @RulaRayna No hay derecho a escuchar las gilipolleces de Trump, ahora que está en el hospital a ver si estira la pata.

Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

@PeteHegseth @POTUS Start looking for another DUI or BUY job dude. You won't be able to pay your bar tab with your unemployment check.

@EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump Please teach him to read before the library opens.

🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org

@EdKrassen Somehow I'm not surprised. Perhaps the confession text tainted my trust in the investigation.

🚨 BREAKING: MAJOR DEVELOPMENT – Charlie Kirk assassination case New defense court filing drops a bombshell: ATF firearm analyst was unable to match the bullet recovered from Kirk’s body to the Mauser rifle allegedly tied to suspect Tyler Robinson. If the fatal bullet doesn’t link to the supposed murder weapon, this raises major questions about the prosecution’s case.

@mark_slapinski Please let this be AI.

MY GOD: This is the most UNHINGED video I've seen of Trump. Listen to this!

@ephemeral1107 @Grand_handsomer @ogafroman It's hard to have sympathy for people that break into your home with guns drawn, even if they wear a badge and uniform.

@Grand_handsomer @ogafroman The way he didn’t care about that cop crying 😭

250 years from now the next civilization will figure out how to play our videos and come across the @ogafroman trial and be like huh

@Grand_handsomer @ogafroman Oh LORDT!!! THIS is the video played in court???? I heard the song and saw clips but had no idea it was soft porn. My flabber is gasted.

@CPAC That tweet reads like someone lubing up in anticipation of a little Schlapp and tickle with Donnie the Diddler at CPAC.

Latest on Operation Epic Fury: Iran is desperate and Trump will finish the job. - Mercedes Schlapp

@TheDailyShow Lordt have mercy. I'm applauding Megyn Kelly & MTG. What has this world come to?

War with Iran? Hold that thought, MAGA's too busy fighting about micropenises

@Li33aaa Between the tariff hikes, very little to watch on Prime and disgust with Bezo's support for fElon tRump, I haven't used Amazon much over the past year. I'm shopping local whenever possible so I cancelled my membership.

Frustrated I pay for Amazon Prime, yet I still have to rent certain movies on Prime Video. Why isn't more content free with the subscription? Anyone else dealing with this?

@TevinMacharia I question the pastor's and the bible's influence on the congregation when that many couples freely fornicate.

Josh Howerton, pastor of Lakepointe Church, urged cohabiting couples during a sermon to honor God by getting married. After the message, 52 couples came forward, met with pastors for counseling, and were married together in a joint ceremony. The church later celebrated the couples, with more than 1,000 people attending a service to applaud their decision to repent and commit to marriage.

@EdKrassen You can't lose what you never had.

BREAKING: Donald Trump really just called Gavin Newsom “The President of the United States.” It’s getting embarrassing! He’s losing it faster than any of us have thought he would.

@Acyn WTF is going through the minds of the flunkies flanking this flagrant fabricator of fraud and falsehoods?

Trump: I predicted all of this stuff. I predicted Osama bin laden would knock out the world trade center. I said it the year before he did it. I said you better get him, that's a bad guy. I wrote it in a book. President Clinton actually had a shot at him and he didn't take it. I'm not blaming him for that, but he didn't take it. And he ended up knocking down the world trade center. But I predicted that, too

@Josh58260182 @AttorneyCrump Josh, you mad because a Black man has more money and intelligence than you? How do you know what Crump did or didn't contribute? Why do you think you're entitled to dictate how anyone spends their money? JK😁😆😄 I already know the answer to each question.

@AttorneyCrump This is a drop in the bucket for you, pay it off if you think it’s a good investment.

Barber-Scotia College was the first higher education institution for Black women in this country. Today it is fighting to survive. The 144K Collective is asking 144,000 people to donate just $1.44 to help save this historic institution. Our HBCUs are not just schools. They are the foundation of our history, our culture, and our future.

@FoxNews I knew someone that fell down the steps, broke a hip and cracked their head. Got an infection and passed a few days later. I think about that every time I see him getting off the plane. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

RETURN TO DC: President Trump deboards Air Force One and boards Marine One as he travels back to the White House after spending the weekend in Florida.

@uteotw @nicksortor Nah. Not for Israel. He wants that waterfront property for a resort.

@nicksortor Why? He brought all this on himself and this country for Israel…

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is WHEELS UP towards Washington, DC after a weekend in Florida This is a pretty high stakes week for America given rising oil prices and traffic halted in the Strait of Hormuz Pray for 47’s strength tonight 🙏🏻