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@pavsmith If they’ve managed to make Hershey’s milk chocolate taste even worse then that is quite the achievement.

TiL that it is possible to make a “chocolate alternative” made from fermented sunflower and grape seeds... ...and that it is in widespread use in the confectionery industry! theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m… and said product: planet-a-foods.com/portfolio/choc…

@HBrubanter @BrianSpanner1 As it should be.

@BrianSpanner1 As a tradesman myself, I would just like to say that I only ever use a customers home toilet for a no. 1. Well, except the time that cunt made himself a fancy coffee with his machine and stood next to me drinking it... whilst not offering me one. I stained that fuckers bowl.

Now we know there’s a space plumber we know why the bog was backed up. Never let tradesmen use your facilities.

@SimonMagus The whole “I’ve paid in” thing is ridiculous. You’d need a pot of 200-300k for current state pension. Most people aren’t close to paying that much in over a working life. If what people paid in was invested then maybe but given the government don’t do that it comes nowhere near.

I've still got best part of two years to go before I get the state pension. The debate around pensions remains one where people like me talk about *paying in* and how we have *earned it* while demanding this entitlement grows faster than the economy.

@zx_spectrum_30 A bit of speed tape and that’ll be good to fly again

“Heavily damaged”!

@AndiDurrant 1999 for me. Such a good selection that brings back memories of being in clubs pretty much every week without fail.

1999 vs 1988 The last year of the greatest ever musical decade.. or the second summer of love? 2 absolute heavyweight years on this week's show, but which is the best? The comments are open..... 👀

@thesundaysport And fortunately nothing ever goes wrong when governments try to control prices…

A government that can't even manage a simple 'my-phone-has-been-stolen' caper? That government?

@cjsnowdon Good to see it getting all the attention it deserves

Plenty of seats available for David Davies’s latest speech about Lucy Letby.

@dresserman Is that a general poster or one produced by a particular store? Sounds like someone trying to influence NPS or similar. I’m sure NPS works badly in the UK as we’re rarely as enthusiastic as is needed to do well on such surveys.

If you really wanted to know how you did, you'd not mention "highly satisfied" anywhere. To do so infers that you need to respond that way to enter the draw. Poor.

@v_j_freeman I don’t know whether he ever believed what he was saying about growth but there’s not a chance he could easily get that past the bulk of his party. He’s not a strong enough leader to do that and I don’t think he tried.

Claiming the country is “ungovernable” while ignoring Starmer’s key policy failure - to have completely failed to have even attempted to make growth his “no.1 priority” after having faithfully promised he would to the electorate - isn’t journalism

@thesundaysport Just you wait, they’ll find a way to drill holes in the bucket too

This is like drilling a hole in a boat then claiming to have saved the day by giving the captain a bucket to bail out the water

@AndiDurrant 2012 has a lot of great tracks that I really like but it’s still 1997 for me. I was 18 that year and going to clubs a lot so the memories from around that period are just too hard to beat!

1997 or 2012? I don't get a say in this discussion.. I was 16 in 1997 so it's obviously I'm biased and it's one of my all time favourite years to do on the show ❤️. 2012 not bad though right?

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Which is your favourite overseas market to visit?

🚨 My @McDonalds AMA starts now. Drop your weird and curious questions below. I’ll answer every non-duplicate serious question (nothing confidential, related to my bank account, or who I am… 🥸). No DMs - let’s go! 🍔🍟

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Sound a bit like the Big Arch over here although I think that’s a different sauce. For me I’d go double quarter but swap the sauces for bbq. Filet o fish is my least favourite thing but that’s for the same reasoning as yours.

@jacksri @McDonalds A fresh beef, double quarter pounder, but made like a big Mac. All time fav. There’s nothing that I really don’t like at the restaurant, it’s more of my own taste preferences of not liking certain types of food or allergy, but that’s really it

@TheSimonEvans Lovely opening sentence!

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?” It is now.

You can just do things (genetically sequence your dog’s tumors and design a bespoke mRNA cancer vaccine to save her life)

@SartorialThug That’s clearly a droopy ballsack

Testicles, bosom or bum? Unacceptable coffee froth filth.

@s8mb Not directly answering your question but Tom Gilbey’s YouTube channel has some useful, amusing reviews of supermarket wines e.g. Lidls range youtu.be/LpCNYr2qtiE

What’s the best <£7/bottle supermarket red wine in Britain?

@MrRBourne @KateAndrs It’s not Paddington this time…

Part of me is relieved it's not Paddington, honestly.