Paul Smith

listening to the original Aussie version of Frankie's "Welcome to the Pleasuredome"... my goodness... 43 years on. it is still an amazing set of songs to listen to. quite genre breaking. Holly Johnson's voice... superb. and of course, Paul Rutherford "came to dance".

in other news. i have created another countdown timer... when Trumpy escalates a war he doesn't control.

the greatest trick nature ever played, was making capsaicin a highly addictive substance; and putting no nerves into your digestive tract...

one for you, i think, @CaughtOnDashTV do love his cheery wave to the driver as the train went by!

@ShruggedAslef @TheRealJamieKay i think it is amazing that the train driver didn't understand the law that cyclists have right-of-way at level crossings if they're sick of waiting and in a hurry. some remedial work coming: i will give way to cyclists i will give way to cyclists i will give way to cyclists ...

@TheRealJamieKay He’s a cyclist so obviously he votes Green and he’s shouting at the train cos it’s diesel not electric It’s a climate change protest, after this he superglued himself to the track Political correctness gone mad!!!

I wonder for which political party this guy votes?

Trump claims to have wiped out Iran's military capability in the first hour of his illegal war. about that: "Trump says US considering ‘winding down’ war; Iran fired missiles at UK-US base on Diego Garcia" "wiped out"...

put the glass into a microwave and cook on high for 40-60 seconds. it'll fluff up like a giant pillow as it cooks. take it out of the microwave and stir vigorously to break it up and... kinda make it into scrambled egg!

Cheats' Scrambled Egg! get an egg and a heatproof glass or ramekin. needs to be narrow and high sided. crack the egg into the glass, add some seasoning, and stir vigorously until mixed together.

mmmmmmmmmm..... poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

‘We need to think much bigger’: trade minister calls for greater ambition in UK-EU reset once again, the UK thinks it can have all the benefits of the EU without any of the rules of the EU. you idiots. theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

Friday night. When too much garlic is barely enough!

oh, how very cool! had never considered that it was possible to score over 147! theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar…

@DrMarianaClaire i've got a bit of a sniffle, too... vaccines, apparently...

Amazing how all the anti-vaxxers are now all experts in Meningitis.

@Phil_to_you go to bed! i'm drunk!!!

I remember when they tried to monetize the matches. It was a net loss.

a remarkable clip... the girls were portrayed nicely. amazing.

@CockertonMark holy shit. can we all just get back to seeing another human, as opposed to someone with an opposing ideology? religion, politics, or lifestyle... i don't care.

Repost if you’d like to see the return of traditional British values. Things like tolerance of those with different faiths and beliefs. Politeness. A sense of fair play. Mutual respect. Humour and wit. Kindness and generosity. Fairness. Sportsmanship. Anti-fascism. Inclusivity.

@Thepetsonly now, if only the goldie knew how much of an ar*e people become beyond their election.

Her golden retriever turned into the most gentle babysitter ever.

oh, very fuck... what the hell? theguardian.com/world/2026/mar…

I offered @glooface some Facon(TM)