John Chen

@peta This is why I use bowls.

If animals on farms could have their Christmas wish granted, they’d be able to feel the grass under their feet, the sun's warmth on their backs, & to experience life with their friends & family in peace. Spread kindness to every species—keep animals off your holiday plates.

Hey @elonmusk I guess this is how @Tesla addresses it’s potential customers 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Tesla

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS @realDonaldTrump sir do you need any mask? I can sell you some!

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

Thanks @elonmusk @boringcompany #notaflamethrower

@Walmart stores open til 12am but pick up closes at 8pm. So if you work late you’ll basically never get your order. @Walmart just lost a customer forever #fail

@loneblockbuster There's only one remaining Blockbuster store in the US twitter.com/i/events/10178…

@DrivingMissJodi Sounds like a Korean drama

@KristenLee you just sold me on this jalopnik.com/the-new-porsch…

@SantiagoAD53 It’s on aisle 21 you dumbass. Inferno Propane Torch Kit homedepot.app.link/GlYyTe5B8J

@SantiagoAD53 @laccd @jackiereporter @LaOpinionLA Red Dragon BP 2512 SVC 400,000 BTU Weed Dragon Backpack Propane Vapor Torch Kit with Squeeze Valve amazon.com/dp/B000NI7PQG/…

@SantiagoAD53 Can you stop wasting tax payers money and actually do some work? No one elected you to ban something I can already buy at Home Depot or did you not know you can buy torches and flamethrowers? #Taxpayers #wasteoftime

@KristenLee More wine

@DrivingMissJodi If AutoGuide doesn’t workout, @Wendys social media team is hiring

@DrivingMissJodi Pics or it didn’t happen

@DrivingMissJodi @KiaCanada @Kia @Kia_Motors Where next? KIA HQ?

@DrivingMissJodi @KiaCanada @Kia_Motors @Kia Does the backseat fold down?

@DrivingMissJodi @Sami_HA I’m waiting for DMX Silent Night

@DrivingMissJodi @Sami_HA Sigh...where did DMX go wrong

@anylaurie16 @elonmusk “He's also signed Bill Gates and Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge, meaning most of his fortune will be left to charity.”

@elonmusk When is that happening?