Kithless ☆ Kitten

writing a theme tune for myself and singing it everywhere I go

@STRONG_PlSS @ihatethiskid it means it's good you absolute boomer

@kithlesskitten @ihatethiskid I can't tell if this means it's good or bad

As soon as I picked one of these up a man appeared out of nowhere and said “they ain’t good”

@JLPisJLPisJLP real recognises real! 😸🫶🏻

@kithlesskitten Yes, catgirl born and raised since my very first day as a newborn brought home from the hospital!! Thanks for recognizing 😸😸😽😽

found a half-eaten piece of chicken (wing variety) on the sidewalk a couple blocks back, if anyone's hungry. it's most likely free of cost ,

@JLPisJLPisJLP are you a catgirl, also? this is giving..... catgirl 😽 but fr though, kewl wings!

@kithlesskitten Lol reminds me of this poor dewinged (probably by a hawk?) bird’s wings I found in my yard. Fascinating to me! But I said, “Who wants wings? A lil gamey, but that’s what hot sauce is for!

(seeing Velcro for the first time) man it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

@TorrentPines you're welcome!! i try to be a net positive to society😇

@kithlesskitten thank you sm!

@ken___mac thank you, KM 🙃 i could use the protein honestly

@kithlesskitten That's all right-I'll let you enjoy it, KK.

what if ice cream was made with car parts instead of milk

@ZKislow me brain so big ^__^

they call it the grocery store because..... that's where all the groceries, are stored! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )✧

@aBaldBlackWoman ;hands u a sheet of ⭐️s in various colours; i gotchu

@kithlesskitten Now u tell me

Trying to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for oldest man to wear a pimple patch

@TorrentPines that's such a good point actually wtf >_<;

I don’t think it’s fair that you can save photos, but not videos or gifs on twitter, after all these years….

@Kunzi_Q very true! 🛏️💡✨

@kithlesskitten Just goes to show, sleeping on big decisions is important

they call me 007 0g fat 0g protein 70,000g sugar

I'm the cunt of the litter

@Kunzi_Q i thought about what i would reply with before i went to bed.... tossed around a few ideas... then suddenly came up with that gem when i woke up today 🤣😭🤣😭

@kithlesskitten Damn that was smooth

@Kunzi_Q i am! but only by a bit. i am S tier (sucrose) and you are just below in the A tier (aspartame). 😏 heh ,

@kithlesskitten Don't you dare sugarmog meeee

@Kunzi_Q sweetmaxxing !

@kithlesskitten Very sweet indeed