Kithless ☆ Kitten

tap like if you, too, have been a whimsical being long before it ever became a trendy Internet buzzword~ 🎀🌸💕

@Kunzi_Q @NormiePuppet oh my God. okay, it's official.... i'm never getting glasses!! 🫩🫩🫩

@kithlesskitten @NormiePuppet Dude, you go in and they immediately go up your ass. No matter what you say, they directly take you to the shelf with the most expensive frames and try to keep you there no matter what. And then they try to upcharge you by giving the lenses more and more special layers and shit

i've never bought glasses and not feel extremely ripped off. I'd probably feel better after a time-share pressure sale than after buying glasses.

@spongebobkissme excellent. then heat up the pan and cook him for a free supper

@kithlesskitten i managed to help him outside if he comes back i will flatten him with my cast iron pan

Little squirrel got into the house

@jakebrodes *past. Walked dog past

walked dog passed amazon delivery van and a guy was in there moving packages and I thought he was on the phone but when I walked back he was talkin to the packages. “Youre gonna get where youre supposed to go. Youll get there.” And then he just kept repeating “youll get there”

my 5 minute plan to completely turn my life around

jazz is about the notes you don’t play. I have never touched a trumpet in my life. at night I go home and play Roblox . THATS jazz

@_xanarchia this is the type of art you would appreciate as much as i, @rustlamb. it's odd, technically quite gross, but so pretty! 🤩

de retour à l’arrêt de bus du mâcheur de chewing-gum fou

@DaemonReiji plus banks are fucking weird about cash exchanges, in my experience. last time i went to a teller to convert a ten into bus change, she kept trying to convince me to get a digital bus pass instead, made me give her extra ID & contact info, etc. Haven't been to a bank teller since

I used to do this at a McDonald's.

@mamaloiii we love to see it 🙂‍↕️

Heathcliff keeping the vile wretched pug in its place

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) i have to do arts and crafts

@wet_foal an interaction like this would make my entire wEEK i would literally be so hype if anyone asked me for recommendations abt anything irl!! 🙂‍↕️ ....,even if a line was forming behind me lmao

The line at Nitro was out the door and around the corner and the cashier is asking me for U.S. black metal recommendations I’m writing on receipt paper as fast as I can

@braveandstrong6 STOPPP YOU'RE GORGEOUS AND FUNNY AF can we be mooties?! 🥲💖

i didn't post bc its laughable how small this bass was but in hindsight body tea idgaf

@braveandstrong6 the delightful cycle of womanhood!! 💖🫩🤝🏻

I'm joyous and a healthy weight and cool

@ken___mac i'm stomping my foot in annoyance!!

@kithlesskitten I know-so you are out of luck again!

there's no swordfish emoji

@Bpress4 i appreciate your condolences, Brett.... thank you

@kithlesskitten I'm sorry

@NormiePuppet ughhh wtf. are they similar to certain dentists who claim you need eight fillings, when in reality you only need one or two...??? that type of thing?

@kithlesskitten its mostly about the slimey people who sell them. Worst than a car salesman

don't see people mounting up giant fake ugly swordfish in their homes as decor much anymore....., and thank fuck for that!!

“Mountain Dew” is actually a staggeringly beautiful phrase that the soda has totally normified and almost bastardized but if you really focus on it alone, wow. that’s powerful.