Captain Murife🐱🐱

TRUE TO SELF. TRUE TO GOD ✋✋

Last Friday @CarandGeneral launched Develon Construction Machinery in Kenya and here is a recap of what transpired during the event. #DevelonEastAfricaLaunch #WeAreDEVELON

@ElonMuskAOC Doesn't negate the fact that $44 billion was spent on this website😅

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"Calling all world leaders and influencers! Let's come together and make a positive impact on the world. Share with me your ideas and let's make them a reality! #GlobalChange #Leadership #Collaboration"

@evansmaumo @amerix Even the US government. Do you know why the USA is no longer the world's super power? It's because of that diversity and inclusiveness bs

@amerix Case Study of Key Govt Institutions of Kenya

Men, Organizations that prioritize unproductive concepts like "Diversity & inclusivity" end up collapsing. Organizations should be run by meritocracy & competence, Don't allow your organization to be polluted by degenerates. Go woke, get broke! #MasculinitySaturday

Why did the praying mantis go to church? To prey! #dadjokes #insecthumor 🙏🐜😂

Climate Warriors ACK Kirangari Primary School students planting strawberry seedlings. Kiambu county Kenya. July 27, 2 events.globallandscapesforum.org/climate-2022/p…

@amerix Ori ochinge amaneche ta!🤣🤣🤣 As if olekhanga maneche kenako ingo sometimes 🙈

Eshialo shitinyire ka! Kuka yabolanga mbu nolola eshialo ne shiumu, Chinga amaneche koko otsie obakale khumusala kw'omutoto. Nomba, tsia okone hasi mana ofwe khukhuyabire. #Mulembe

Now that #SamsungUnpacked dust is still settling, allow me to do a small but important recap to help you #UnfoldYourWorldKE with @SamsungMobileKE and first on the list is the #GalaxyZFlip4

Done with my civic duty. The rest is for IEBC

@Kenyans Githeri media

A voter turns up at a polling station in a towel #KenyaDecides2022

@lucasdismas2 @JanelornaAdhoc1 @_falsi1ke Wakenya wakiamua Bibi ni sawa na "wife" wewe ni nani upinge?🤣🤣

@JanelornaAdhoc1 @_falsi1ke Bro,when will you Kenyans realize Bibi is actually grandma in Swahili😂

But why would someone with a girlfriend still masturbate?

#hanakuma There's always something fishy when Japanese terms and phrases are translated😂 Zipair president is called Shingo Nishida😆😆

@ndungu_comfort Why can't we make KNH one big KPCC so we don't have this classes? We have subtly accepted this notion of the halves and the have-nots even in public spaces. Sad!

I don't know who needs to hear this but KNH private wing, KPCC is 100 times better than any private hospital in Kenya. 1/3

@EmperorShaker @NelsonHavi @cbs_ke No! Not even in Vihiga County where they are native!

@NelsonHavi @cbs_ke Maragoli's can't even constitute 60% of luhyas in Amagoro

“Well, I am Maragoli. They constitute 60% of the 46,947 Luhya voters in Westlands” I told her. The surprise on her face was evident. The false construct is that I am Luo and cannot win unless in ODM. Youths do not research even on basic and elementary facts. They are manipulable.

@Yawboamp @Mutai___ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mutai___ What's more torturing than this in the land of Africa. In the name of culture.

I refuse to believe that someone who did this to a 14 year old can show me the way to heaven.

@MrChaula @altruist24_365 @Mutai___ What prevented this niggas from dropping that zeruzeru and crush him to death?🤔🤔🤔 I think they sometimes enjoyed being servants🙄

@altruist24_365 @Mutai___ Did you go to school... may be you are not from around here. twitter.com/MrChaula/statu…

I have had this Samsung Galaxy A23 for a week and some few days on top and I have used it enough to make the following conclusions. 1. Overall Build 2. Battery Life 3. Camera Quality 4. Performance In the next few tweets we will explore the above areas. Buckle up. Let's go!

For those who're yapping about #FuelShortage we're all aware about the war in Ukraine and the sanctions on Russia. There was always going to be a disruption in the global supply chain of oil. Cartels in Kenya!? Maybe. But the issues here are more global than local.

Natamani August 9th ifike haraka tuone Premium tears. Kuna watu either in Azimio or UDA are going to cry. They way they are chest-thumping you might think both of them will win the elections😀