lena

i wish techtwt was more whimsical. like where’s the posts about their situationship or something. or like idk a cute duck and not corgi cafe

@sillverllining does anyone know where i get a pair of mini shorts like that

every time this girl pops up on my pinterest i feel so sick 💔

@btrmasaladosa @Evan_ss6 are we that cooked as a society

@lenaeoeo @Evan_ss6 tech bros in sf were paying them $10k just for talking, not even sex

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort

@badbalenci i let my delusions control my life and here i am

ppl let their subconscious control they life then call it fate

@rackSpreader1 run that back, daniel

@lenaeoeo ya lets run it

Should i start selling courses and scamming?

@rackSpreader1 can i be part of the scheme too

I MADE IT MOM I MADE IT. EQUINOX ACKNOWLEDGED ME

@formerlyoffline fire

@lenaeoeo Sure

looking for bf: must > never text me during work week > never ask me for my social media > no cuddling > disappear into thin air when i don’t need him > tell me how beautiful, smart and funny i am every 30 seconds

i'd like to fucking see fable fly a 1970s piper warrior with a 6 pack

once i get a 24 inch waist and 15% body fat; im disappearing off of twitter and you guys will not catch me on here again

@CharlieLedgerX no babes she’s a figment of your imagination

No babe she only poured beer on my crotch as friends

i WILL be using my baby pink 15 till the end of time and you cannot convince me to upgrade even if you beat me

twitter is much better when your oomfies are women or old uncs that are chill

@ayesha_fatiima i’ve been paying 26.99 for yt premium family the past 3 years

never met a YouTube premium user

@amelia_metters they’re about to be so mad at you for speaking the truth

I don’t know why twitter keeps showing me pro sf content, there’s no pacha there, why would I want to go and live there. How would I be able to prove to my 1000 parasocial friends from social media that I’m more connected than them through my booth baddie pics??

@poseidondiet ughh just don’t drink at all

important question: what’s the most calorie efficient way to get drunk

@btrmasaladosa why are people so afraid of the gym ?

@lenaeoeo girl you're so innocent for thinking people who are popping peptides will believe all this

you still need to be lifting weight, getting good sleep, using sunscreen, and eating 80% wholefoods based diets even if you’re taking peptides

@btrmasaladosa LMFAOO who the fuck needs a AI abg tech girl when i exist

@lenaeoeo brb. making tech girl in nyc tiktok account

idk which girl out there needs to hear this, but these russian twists are just widening your waist if anything. deep core work like pallof hold/press etc that activates the TVA (your natural corset) is what’s going to cinch your waist in