if any french men need to cry in my lap after that game my dms are open btw
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formerlyOffline ✧.♡
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formerlyOffline ✧.♡
@formerlyoffline
former femcel, retired abg, current mad scientist
SF Katılım Ocak 2025
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@formerlyoffline “What are you doing back there”
“So I talked with your Claude—“
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what if we let our agents talk to each other and fall in love
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poly works if you do it the french way but not if you do it the california way
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held council with my court of eunuchs (male friends) and it was decided that its best i resume my bene gesserit training (post thirst traps on instagram)
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@formerlyoffline Fred again was like 2023-2024 everyoneslop, Asian America goes to niteharts
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almost a decade older than op and illenium is still the dj all asians go crazy for 😭
Arlan@arlanr
i built an ai that tells me about every rave happening in california. “ping me whenever dabin or illenium is coming to sf.” probably my greatest invention
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because of follower inflation the egirl ecosystem is experiencing a kind of colony collapse . you used to be able sexually swindle a 3,000 follower account in some flyover state like denver colorado but now you have to get married for love
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@hazn_com so i assume she wanted to go on a second date?
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@formerlyoffline i once went to a cementary on my first date (in frankfurt, it was a beautiful one ok) and then saw rothschild graves and went on about freemansonry and how jews invented modern banking. i regret that to this day she thought i was an academic and smartass the whole date
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my date last night said “I wish Karl Marx was alive for the emergence of findom” then asked me if i had ever done that sort of thing…
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Dutch men: I will send you an Excel spreadsheet after we go out one time
👩🏻💻@arakigirl
Danish men: We can maybe grab a beer tonight I will let you know by 7pm. I will get you absolutely wasted at a disgusting bar and tell strangers you're my girlfriend. I will get 100 snapchat notifications per hour. I won't ask you any questions and you have to have sex with me
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@snoopy_dot_jpg try not to pull the ladder too fast will u?
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when i entered college i wanted to go deep in molecular biology. i slowly broke over my first two years as i was forced to confront just how poorly i'd be paid. i went into compute science instead
“paula”@paularambles
$65k to help build the future of biology in san francisco the first experiment is whether you can survive on that
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should i post thirst traps or should i go read kierkegaard today
fudge@fuckpoasting
seeing a pretty girl posting thirst traps on twitter breaks my heart; she should be tanning by a pool smoking a cigarette and sipping matcha, reading kierkegaard for her monthly substack book review
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@Rationalbot if ur too busy fucking around on Twitter instead of committing tax fraud to fund my lifestyle ur still an eboy
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i had no idea women on here were dming eboys first since that has never been part of my vocabulary but now i want to try it and am currently in the process of choosing a victim
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