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i wish techtwt was more whimsical. like where’s the posts about their situationship or something. or like idk a cute duck and not corgi cafe

@caiuscorioles emphasis on the ASIAN and ABG

Discourse Synthesis: Hello, I'm a beautiful asian mid in San Francisco working at a startup designing Go-To-Market Strategies for sexy misunderstood losers like you. Ask me anything (here's a picture of my face). I am also an ABG

Our rollout of the world's fastest, most reliable high-speed Wi-Fi in the sky is reaching far and w i d e. @Starlink is now on board our first 777-200. International travelers can look forward to staying connected from gate to gate, even at 35,000 ft. over the ocean. And it's free for MileagePlus members.

@Tristanrhee3 a bit of both. it’s really hard to explain, but somedays i’ll think ok this is the youngest i’ll ever be — being 21 during the summer of 2026. some other days i feel old because im 21 and there’s only going to be more responsibilities coming at me as i grow older

@lenaeoeo Do you feel old or young?

I feel bad for people who think turning 25 is old. I'm 27 and I feel like I'm just getting going.

@rackSpreader1 will you share the sauce once you’ve uncovered

why is the algo favoring me, can anyone explain

@roccaJ21 the just bare tenders/nuggets are FIREDEE

This right here is called peak protein enlightenment. The gains will continue until morale improves.

@heykizuna i feel like these small wins as small account truly means much more

Small account be like :

@crescentforeal what about “i can read”

In 5 years, "I can code" will sound as impressive as "I can use Microsoft Word."

bro when the fuck did jake paul enter the vc-sphere 😭

there’s no grind this summer. im in my old white country men arc of flying planes, practicing my golf swing, playing tennis, lifting weight, and taking neighborhood walks

eating dinner at Tao downtown with bestie and she just casually pulls out condoms for me because she has them in all her purses just in case🧍‍♀️

you still need to be lifting weight, getting good sleep, using sunscreen, and eating 80% wholefoods based diets even if you’re taking peptides

@theboringlove he won’t do better than me because he works a corporate finance job in new york that slaves him so

wyd if u see ur ex doing better than u

@pcshipp i’m sorry to hear that. i think people on reddit a lot of the times are pretty insufferable so hence the rudeness — a lot of projection. i wouldn’t put my mind into it

I’ll never promote my app on Reddit again. I got 15 downvotes, and people started making fun of me in the comments. It honestly feels embarrassing. Why are Reddit users often so rude?

@lana_viss i’ve been wanting to ask the same question thank you for taking one for the team

Do men like flat chested women?

@BLackgold_5 no one can beat the b747

Best wide-body jet ever built? A) Boeing 747 B) Airbus A380 C) Boeing 777 D) Airbus A350

@BellaBaddie__ i’ll be tweeting even with -0 likes

Are you guys still tweeting with 0 likes?

what are these GROWN men doing on snapchat is the real question

@WestsideLAGuy yeah bro let me just consider everyone as living in poverty making 200k, living in a manhattan high rise, working out at equinox in new york city out of everywhere

Yes bros, if you live in Manhattan and make less than $200K/year, you’re in poverty.

@AlpacaAurelius LMFAOO THE DOG