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@obeahmann @Mastardcesh Hahahaha the real sayantifik name.

@Mastardcesh alichopeana ilimseti

SCIENCE TODAY: The Atretochoana eiselti is one of the strangest creatures ever discovered. At first glance it looks exactly like a massive purple snake but it is not a reptile at all. It is a rare amphibian closely related to salamanders and caecilians. Because of its shape it earned the nickname “penis snake.” When scientists rediscovered it in the rivers of Brazil’s Amazon photos of this bizarre animal went viral. What makes it even more unusual is that it has no lungs. Instead of breathing like most animals it absorbs oxygen directly through its skin in a process called cutaneous respiration. Experts believe this works because it lives in warm fast-flowing rivers with plenty of dissolved oxygen. Very little is known about its lifestyle diet or population because sightings are extremely rare. Some specimens grow longer than 30 inches giving them an ancient almost prehistoric look. Despite its weird appearance the Atretochoana eiselti is harmless to humans. It spends most of its life hidden underwater far from people. I know Ladies are busy googling its whereabouts.

@Utdtruthful x.com/hakeem081/stat…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@ChegeVic_254 @joan_reals Try the Manual or automatic transmission over the CVT.

@joan_reals Would you recommend NV200 ama it's overhyped? For a small farmer ya kupelekea watu wa soko vitu so itakua inafanya kazi frequently.

There’s this lorry that’s quickly throwing out Isuzu in the Kenyan market. It’s a clear sign that the Chinese takeover in the automotive industry is already here. I'm sure these trucks are way cheaper compared to Isuzu, which makes them very attractive to Kenyan consumer. On reliability, it’s still too early to judge. They are relatively new in the market, so long-term durability is yet to be proven. However, judging by other Chinese products, it may be short and sweet. Anyway whether you choose Chinese, JDM, or GDM, our goal remains the same; to make your car ownership journey stress-free and informed. That’s why we created a WhatsApp channel dedicated to practical car care tips. Here’s the link: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vb…

@YaneKariuki @Elias_Shake huku ni below the belt tu...

Today's lesson I want us to learn about nouns that remain the same in singular and plural form. For example; Sheep

@marcopoloz254 @Wanjirupedia @Elias_Shake

@Wanjirupedia Another one😂😂

Heee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@N0R4HHH @Elias_Shake 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂🤣😭

@_Oba_Lowkey @King_mannie21 @MkenyaMzi On this particular day, God was busy and delegated a bear for the cast. That's an ad lib performance by the bear.

I still laugh when I remember this picture

@Richiemash_ @Elias_Shake

I found the whole clip😂😂😂 This guy had a point though, hear me out 😂😂

@Elias_Shake @georgediano Heaviness...

@georgediano @mabishim

In what can only be described as a financial merger blessed by love and audited by KPMG of Heaven, Senator Allan Chesang has officially tied the knot with Chantelle Kitony, the glowing daughter of NSE chairman Kiprono Kitony. My friend, that wedding wasn’t a ceremony, it was an economic summit with a cake. Another day for Walala hoiis to see with their mouth wide open. If wealth had a smell, the air around that venue would have suffocated Walala Hoiis who came armed with Fuliza balances, empty stomachs & one mission,, to eat life before life eats them. That event looked like a G7 meeting disguised in Gucci. Governors were shaking hands like they were renewing tenders. The president himself was there, looking like a man approving loans on sight. The convoy alone looked like the annual car exhibition,, Range Rovers, Bentleys, and choppers landing like mosquitoes in a rich man’s compound. Pale kwa Buffet ilikua movie. The kind of buffet that makes you question your life choices. Even the cows that donated the meat probably had medical insurance and a gym membership. The catering was so posh that even the salt looked imported and educated. As the couple exchanged vows, broke men across the nation paused their betting apps, looked at their cracked Tecnos, and whispered, “Yawa Yehova Wanyonyi, remember me too.” Somewhere in Kilimani, a slay queen with a butterfly tattoo and “entrepreneur” on her Instagram bio dropped her vape and wept silently bcoz reality slapped like Nairobi rent,,, the rich only marry the rich. Let’s be honest, this wasn’t just a wedding, it was a TED Talk on generational wealth. Chesang didn’t meet Chantelle while hustling for free Wi-Fi at Java or drinking counterfeit liquor at Habanos. No! This is a man who owns businesses, own his own clubs and probably leases the same Java you frequent for one latte a month. Life has levels omwami. When you’re broke, love is measured by how many rounds you can go during horizontal engineering. But when you’re rich, love is measured in how many companies your family lawyer can merge before dessert. Broke people write love letters with borrowed bundles,, rich people write them with Montblanc pens while their accountants draft prenups in the background. And to the brothers still sliding into DMs with “hi beautiful” and a prayer,, please respect yourself. You can’t woo a lady whose father controls the stock market when your own portfolio consists of 3 shares of Indomie packs and debts at Mama Mboga’s kiosk. Chantelle wasn’t looking for vibes and inshallah, she was looking for dividends & real estate. Daughters of Jezebel, don’t catch feelings, catch wisdom. No amount of contouring can reshape your bank balance. You can’t twerk your way into a trust fund. It’s 2025, love without capital is a public risk. These rich families don’t do vibes, they do valuations. In short, the Chesangs wedding wasn’t just a union,, it was an economic partnership sealed with champagne. A gentle reminder that while money may not buy happiness, it definitely rents comfort with unlimited refills. So to all Walala hoiis still surviving on tapped water, ugali mayai & awaiting for NYOTA free monies from world bank,, go forth, grind and hustle your way out of poverty. Because in this economy, love may be blind, but the in-laws have got eagle vision, and they can spot your brokenness from Runyenjes without using binoculars. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

@Dr_Livinstone @trustedSauceDP @Debbiektcha_ 🤣🤣🤣 komodo dragons...

@trustedSauceDP @Debbiektcha_ There are 'komodo dragons', 'taigas' and 'wide aneemas'

A feminine woman from a financially stable home will even ask if you need anything, and she’ll gladly buy it with her own money. In all, stay away from broke women. POOR WOMEN!!

@excelduru Tara

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

"If Kenya and much of Africa want a real economic future, they must turn off the microphone—and turn on the power."- Doanh Chau

@LeConsultant16 @dadjokesKE The Chuck Norris of lorries.

@dadjokesKE Hii hata petrol station huenda mahali iko Hutawai iona kwa petrol station.

Dereva wa hii Lori ndiye anakuanga ameEmploy mwenyewe😂

I don’t know about y’all, But "Distant Relatives" by Nas & Damian Marley is one of the best collaborative albums ever made !!! 🤷🏽

I just turned 45. If you're in your 30's, read this:

Having a camera has allowed me to have a front-row seat in witnessing the transformation of Nairobi over the last 18 years. Here is some makalatas!

A brief introduction to Albert Bierstadt, one of the greatest landscape painters who ever lived...

In this life just have money