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Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆

@AVFCOfficial You forgot to tell us you are delighted to know that each team you'll face will field ten outfield players.

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures will consist of playing each team home and away.

@Blessed_King001 @AVFCOfficial 😂😂😂

@AVFCOfficial I am delighted to announce that my breathing schedule for today will consist of breathing IN and OUT

@_Sakko Cooking is never complete without the trademark 'DONE' interjection.

Meet Uganda's Roaming Chef 😂🤣🤣

Noni Madueke wins the penalty before Harry Kane put England in front. Declan Rice assisted from a corner to put England back in front. Bukayo Saka comes off the bench and sets up Marcus Rashford to seal the win. The Arsenal boys have done it for England. It’s what they do. Easy. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@ESPNFC So, powder plays a crucial part in soccer? We learn new things everyday!

Ghana was tied with Panama. A Ghanaian fan started blowing powder in the middle of the stadium and they ended up winning 🇬🇭🙌

@FabrizioRomano He's definitely from the Czech Republic.

🇨🇿🇿🇦 South Africa get their first World Cup goal in 16 years against Czech Republic! 🌎 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@BafanaBafana Bafana ×2, you should choose one struggle! Remaining at the world cup or protecting your jobs bek home.

Bafana Bafana fight back to earn a draw, and it ends 1-1 against Czechia at the Atlanta Stadium, thanks to a Teboho Mokoena penalty in the second half #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride #FifaWorldCup

Great!

@thisisnd_ @sholard_mancity Guys have jobs to protect at home. The sooner they get back, the better. 😜

@Elias_Shake @sholard_mancity Even after the soul searching 😂😂

Today, South Africa plays the Czech Republic. As a continent, we should be behind South Africa. This is the game they bounce back. Let's put politics, immigration debates, and social media stereotypes aside for 90 minutes. South Africa is not just a few viral videos. It's a nation of over 50 million people and, whether you like it or not, it is part of Africa. Nigeria has problems. Ghana has problems. South Africa has problems. Yet some people only seem interested in South Africa's flaws. Today, I'm backing Africa. 🇿🇦🌍

@0thayyab0 @Maroup_ Triplets. Two boys, one girl.

@Maroup_ This is story is very confusing

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today. 'Oh, really? Let me see, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce. 😂😂😂

@ouma_neko @mabishim, please come here.

A petrol station in Garissa nearly applied for a boxing license after an ordinary fuel transaction turned into a live-action sports event. According to eyewitnesses, an AP officer fueled his vehicle and was asked the most feared question in modern Kenya: "Afande, unawezaonyesha M-Pesa message?" At that moment, negotiations collapsed faster than Arsenal's title hopes. Instead of producing the sacred screenshot, Afande allegedly decided to solve the matter using government-issued confidence and a surprise punch. Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the petrol attendant had apparently spent his free time watching Mike Tyson highlights and shadowboxing behind the station. The attendant reportedly threw the fuel nozzle aside like a wrestler removing his jacket before entering the ring. What followed was not a fight. It was an advanced practical lesson. Witnesses say Afande was promoted from customer to punching bag within seconds. Nearby motorists who had come to buy fuel immediately abandoned their vehicles and secured front-row seats. One boda boda rider allegedly switched off his engine and declared: "Hii sio Shell, hii ni SuperSport." The beating became so educational that Google Maps almost updated the location from "Petrol Station" to "National Boxing Academy." By the time coworkers intervened, Afande had allegedly memorized all the stars visible in the Garissa sky . Were it not for the intervention of one Mohammed, the officer would have continued receiving free lessons in Physics, Geography and Advanced Air Navigation. Investigations are ongoing to determine whether the dispute was about fuel, M-Pesa, or an unauthorized boxing tournament.

@Gosleepriya 116

Tell me the number greater than 46 by moving just one stick. 0.0001% will win.

@Sakaextra2 Anelka

Excluding Ødegaard, Ceballos, Kepa and Mesut Özil. Name a player who played for Arsenal and Real Madrid. 👀 Level: very hard. No cheating!

@AlinurMohamed_ I didn't know you could go tribal. So divisive.

Kenya owes a lot to the Somali Community. Somalis have enlightened Other Kenyans on entrepreneurship from real estate, Forex, textile, retail etc. Yet Kenyan gov’t subjects my people to illegal vetting when seeking IDs & Passports. If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day.

@mohammedhersi @FabrizioRomano @FIFAWorldCup So in your view Vinicius Jnr didn't deserve it?

@FabrizioRomano Big lie.....this 18 year old was a machine in the midfield Ayyoub Bouaddi deserved it but again @FIFAWorldCup never disappoints.

🚨🇧🇷🇲🇦 OFFICIAL: Vini Jr wins FIFA Man of the Match Award for Brazil-Morocco. 🏅

@sholard_mancity Today Brazil is playing. Today Africa is happy.😊

I've seen people say they're supporting Brazil because "Moroccans said they're not African." Morocco has millions of people. Did all Moroccans say that? I've also seen people support Mexico against South Africa because "South Africans are xenophobic." Did all South Africans chase foreigners? Using that same logic, should we say all Nigerians are ritualists because there have been ritual killings in Nigeria? Of course not. Funny how we reject stereotypes when they're applied to our own countries, but embrace them when they're applied to other African countries. No African country is perfect. Today, Morocco is playing. Today, Africa is playing.

@cityzenken_ Who would, in his right mind, want to be associated in the future with a club whose reputation would come tumbling down if some 115 charges are confirmed?

Thierry Henry left Arsenal for Barcelona- still an Arsenal legend. Cristiano Ronaldo left United for Real Madrid- still a United legend. Frank Lampard left Chelsea for Man City- still a Chelsea legend. Messi left Barcelona for PSG- still a Barcelona legend. But Bernardo Silva leaves us for Real Madrid and suddenly he's not our legend? Wow!

BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire. After SpaceX raised a record $75 billion in its IPO, Musk’s net worth shot up to top $1.1 trillion when the stock began trading Friday, putting him in an economic class of his own. Combined with his holdings in electric vehicle maker Tesla, as well as other investments and assets, Musk's net worth is now estimated at about $1.1 trillion. Musk's stake in the rocket and satellite company alone is now estimated at a staggering $690 billion, but it's also a life-changing moment for thousands of workers at the company who hold equity. Investors who watched Musk help turn Tesla into an automotive giant are now betting he can do the same in space and artificial intelligence, as SpaceX launches the largest IPO in history.