Mark G Smith

NEW SHORT FILM available to watch at splitpictures.com or here: vimeo.com/835856013/0cb4… Featuring @jessicafostekew, @SunilDPatel, @AnnieMcTweet, @GlenLenSherman, @marksilcox, @johndredge, @LukeKempner, Luke McQueen and more cool and good people.

@Zafarcakes Ally doesn’t miss 🎯

Ally McCoist on TNT sports: "They (spurs) and they (man united) are playing like someone has gone and unplugged the mega drive controllers. You know, if this was on a Sega megadrive and not real life and that. Then again I suppose you don't know what's real anymore these days."

@BrentLeeSDCIC You good man?

Just in case. I love you all. Thank you.

@Zafarcakes You sir win the internet today sir. I wouldn’t even know what to do with a ‘superb owl’. 🤔🤔🤔🤪

Asked if I'll be watching the superbowl by my neighbour. I said: "watching 22 billionaires chasing a leather ball and then diving around on floor pretending to be hurt - no thanks...I'll be reading poetry, you should try it sometime." Me thinks me won that little exchange 😜

🚨 Your FT panel is out now 🚨 🛎️ Making a play for @rickedwards1 sporting punditry points this week are: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @douglaschats ⚽️ @lynseyhooper 🏉 @MartinBayfield 🐏 @marksmithstuff ❓ If you have a Question 2 and are free to ask it on FRIDAY AT 12:30pm. Please post them 👇

@Zafarcakes Sending hugs 🥰

I don't understand football 22 billionaires kicking a leather ball around?? Also they roll around on the floor unlike rugby.

@darrenrichman I’ve tried this exact bit before and got nothing. The industry is rigged

Sometimes you’ll see a routine and can’t believe nobody has thought of it before. Perfection

@Zafarcakes Cowgate? More like wow mate!!! (As in wow mate I can’t believe the dog got served before you). All the best, Mark

Ordered a halloumi burger in that building behind him in 2017. It took 45 minutes to get to me. A dog walked in and was immediately given a bowl of water.

@Kweku_Afari @MichaelEssien @ade_oladipo1 @sportytv Man you’re smashing it. Excellent to see

Very gassed to be presenting from pitch side tonight for the final of #Euro2024. I’ll be alongside football legend @MichaelEssien and my brother @ade_oladipo1 in Berlin 👊🏾 Let’s gooooo

@AlfieIndra Good luck pal!!! 😜

Random one but I really want to see an deep fake video of Gareth Southgate and/or Harry Kane saying something really out of character in a post match interview

Coming soon 👀

@Kweku_Afari @sportytv Enjoy it man

England vs Serbia at the Euros. I’m gassed. #Euro2024

@rickylauf @lollyadefope @FergusCraig @jessicafostekew @EdGambleComedy @LloydGriffith @beth_rylance @rosentweets @rhysjamesy @DJTayo Hi Rick, that’s it for the first series. Hopefully more in the future though. Thanks for listening!

⚽️🚨DIAL F FOR FOOTBALL⚽️🚨 New episode available now. This week we address the dreaded topic of women in football shorturl.at/hNVX8 @lollyadefope @FergusCraig @jessicafostekew @EdGambleComedy @LloydGriffith @beth_rylance @rosentweets @rhysjamesy @DJTayo

It is with deep sadness that the club can confirm that former player Rob Burrow CBE has passed away, aged 41. More here therhinos.co.uk/article/20426/…

Delighted to have guested on this big boy

@FootballCliches thanks for today man. Really enjoyed it.

@spencermillman Baffling

Please don't suffer in silence. There is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 somebody that will listen.

trying a simple recipe

🚨DIAL F FOR FOOTBALL🚨 The final episode is available now and it might be the best of the series. Featuring all the usual suspects plus Tom Stourton @alandaviescomic @PhilNWang @rosentweets @thisstuartlaws @Hayles_Ellis @AnnieMcTweet @rhysjamesy @DJTayo shorturl.at/aDPZ0

🚨DIAL F FOR FOOTBALL🚨 New episode available now and I believe the first ever show to talk about men’s mental health. Featuring @LukeKempner @SunilDPatel @LilDavidElms @lollyadefope @FergusCraig @jessicafostekew @hfcripps @rhysjamesy @DJTayo shorturl.at/awxC2