Luke Kempner

@LukeKempner Would’ve worked better with Chelsea 🤣

I’d 8-3 be Newcastle

This is what it felt like playing FIFA Ultimate Team

Respect the p45

Yeah Max Dowman, becoming the youngest Premier League goalscorer at 16 is pretty cool, but we were pretty cool too... 👀 @LauraKirk12 @JimCampbellTFR @LukeKempner @Jonny_Dutch

That Louis Theroux manosphere documentary but he is interviewing men in their 30s who take tactical toilet breaks to check leaks on FPL Twitter, whilst at a garden centre with their family at midday on a Saturday.

🔴 NEW WEEKEND REVIEW ⚪️ And what a weekend. 🏟️ The greatest moment we’ve ever had at the Emirates? 🔥 It’s Eze season 🏆 Why we’re more confident than ever for Bayer Leverkusen @LukeKempner, @JimCampbellTFR & Rory Evans are here ⬇️ lnk.to/thingaboutarse…

Enjoy the Beeb 5 Live Audio from yesterday's game! Crank it up...

Having a chat in groups and a few different opinions flying about…. What was the best moment in emirates you felt so far being in ground??? I’m still saying Nelson personally

"My teas gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all"

“How many times have you watched Max Dowman’s goal?”

God bless Peter Drury's tongue. Damn!

Arsène handed Arsenal debuts to 200 players during his time as manager. The final debutant was Konstantinos Mavropanos, against Manchester United in April 2018.

Arsenal fans won't care, they'll be crowned Champions in May but they're serving up football from the dark ages. Playing for long throws, corners and smashing long balls isn't what Champions generally do. With that much talent in the squad they're an underwhelming watch.

Say nothing, just retweet. Share this moment far and wide.

"It's a HORRENDOUS decision... they've taken three seconds, it's an absolute DISGRACE!" 🤬 Jamie Redknapp couldn't BELIEVE this wasn't a penalty for Arsenal!

MAX DOWMAN IS CHANGING LIVES

Come with @LukeKempner to the Leverkusen game! ✈️

🔴 NEW PREVIEW SHOW ⚪️ @LauraKirk12, @LukeKempner & @JimCampbellTFR look ahead to Everton! ⭐️ Is Bukayo Saka no longer undroppable? 😬 Are we conserving energy or dipping for the finish line too early? 🧐 Is Rodri having a mid-life crisis? Join us! ⬇️lnk.to/thingaboutarse…

Outstanding tweet