Michael Rizzo

@ClayTravis Spoiler - “she” is some “he” in the middle of Uzbekistan

Imagine waking up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning and sending this email to a complete stranger. I’m fascinated by people like this. When she finished this email and hit send did she think, “Got him!” I need their stories.

Good morning, making friends, influencing people, it’s what I do! Thanks for the love, Nicole.

@Mr_Derivatives Most bizarre thing I’ve seen on X in at least an hour

Wtf Grok!!!!!

Have a wonderful weekend. You know what I will be doing:

@redsteeze @irishspy I legit LOLed at this. Funnier than any late night comic has been in a decade 👏👏

@irishspy You have to leave the airport.

First day in France. Have not been pickpocketed, nor has anyone been rude... 🤔 I suspect a trap.

@MarcLobliner I could literally hear the Rocky IV soundtrack playing in the background as I read this…

Lost my phone today. Well, not really. I was in a Lyft to the gym this morning and as I was getting out, the phone slipped out of my pocket. I realized this immediately as the door shut and tried to get the driver's attention to no avail. I immediately chased after the car. He was at a stoplight and as soon as I could almost slap the car the light turned green. After about 1/4 a mile I tossed the energy drink I had in my hand and booked it. I kept up with the car for about 1.5 miles or so and the lights didn't cooperate. I finally gave up, walked back to the gym, and long story short, was able to get ahold of the driver an hour later and he brought it back (I tipped him bigly). How he didn't see my big ass chasing him is beyond me. The greatest thing about this is that I sprinted for almost 2 miles, some of it uphill, and was fine. No sweat, not out of breath, and was still able to train. Since I do walking and hiking with occasional sprints and the air bike a few times a week as my cardio, I had no idea how good of shape I was in. I am in the best shape of my life at 45. True blessing in disguise. Another reason to stay fit....I guess.

@bonchieredstate You must be super bad at math

Florida is going to be purple again before this is all over.

@squawksquare The McRib is baaaaack

What just happened to markets? What is news now? $TSLA

@JesseKellyDC Celery and a long sauna

I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?

@zerohedge @themarketswork

*IRAN'S TASNIM: THERE HAVE BEEN NO TALKS, THERE ARE NO TALKS

@baseballcrank Please bro. Mueller tried to destroy his life over nonsensical BS

Trump can't help himself. This isn't just classless & petty, it is counterproductive for Trump politically.

@MarcLobliner Is that a screenshot from the recent Wicked movie?!

She did the meme

@WyattzWorId That’s the TSA pre line bro

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@MarcLobliner @Cernovich We had the same experience. BNA is usually smooth even when other airports are madness, so I guess it’s consistent through all the shutdown chaos I love BNA

I was at BNA (Nashville) this morning and got through security in 2 minutes. Is this isolated?

@nejatian The WiFi is the *best thing about that hellscape lol

Miami is a wonderful city. Its airport is really not. How do you have an airport without *great* WiFi?

@MikeAtUSA @AAC0519 @jamesdouma Doesn’t work like that. At the end, you have to pay and it transmits to IRS THEN you get the option of what format / which files you wanna save

@michaelrizman @AAC0519 @jamesdouma Probably they completed the prep procedures for their return and paid TT, but not filled to IRS yet. Once TT gets paid, they can generate 1040 PDF

.@grok just saved my sister $1,441 on her taxes. I had it check the turbotax output and it found a mistake. Seriously - 4.20 is very good with taxes.

@mattvanswol @elonmusk @jonatanpallesen We snagged one of the rare, USA available, 7 seat Model Ys last year. Sure, it’s a bit tight in the back when you flip up those seats but it’s great for kids. I bet you can find one!!!

@elonmusk @jonatanpallesen Could you please make a Tesla that comfortably fits more than 2 kids? The Model X was great, but it was insanely expensive for a middle class family and now it's discontinued. Would really really love an option for my 3 kids.

The proportion of high-IQ people in the world is declining fast.

@AAC0519 @jamesdouma That’s not what this thread is saying. They’re saying to upload the pdf

@michaelrizman @jamesdouma Assume you have to submit all individual documents and expenses and run the entire return again.

@jamesdouma @grok How can you even output the TurboTax pdf file until AFTER you pay and file? I’m at the finish line on TT and no forms have been generated

@jamesdouma How can you even output the TurboTax pdf file until AFTER you pay and file? I’m at the finish line on TT and no forms have been generated

If you decide to run your info through it - or any other public LLM - you can convert the PDF to text and then find/replace all the names/SSNs/addresses/phone #'s. Grok can work with it even if the formatting is gone. I will be doing many filings for John and Jane Doe this year.

@tamimarlerMBA @WSJ Pipe down muppet

@WSJ This is why Trump will lose the midterms, get impeached, removed, prosecuted, and imprisoned. And he won't have red-hat-wearing acolytes crowding DC to save him. And all the Never Trumpers who flattered him into betraying his base will cheer with glee. Bookmark this.

Trump has privately told his inner circle that some of his administration’s deportation policies have gone too far on.wsj.com/4blPduX

@C_3C_3 @mrddmia He’s such a scharmy cocky cringeface

James Comey just got subpoenaed. For this. A Grand Conspiracy against the duly elected President of the United States. Why is this different? This subpoena comes from Florida. Comey is no longer in the safety of DC and Virginia. Let’s go!