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@T_clauson @Delta Difficult for airlines to make a policy, when every seat back is 19” wide essentially every passenger other than a child is over size.

Hey @Delta, what is your policy on oversized passengers? The guy sitting next to my wife on a 3+ hour flight is using half her seat.

@SaveStandard @SenTomCotton Seriously, go visit Alaska or Iceland in June and again in December. People will adapt. We don’t need the musical chairs of time changes.

“Permanent Daylight Saving Time would make the sun not rise until 8:30 or 9am. It would especially harm schoolchildren, construction workers, and farmers. Unless we’re willing to adopt permanent Standard Time, there’s not much to be done.” @SenTomCotton October 2025 👏 Thank you!

@SaP011 Looks like an excellent candidate for the cutting edge El Salvador rehabilitation program.

Immigrants’ trick, play the victim. “I’ll injure myself so the communists come to my defense… and attack the police.”

@NHL Mitch’s dad took him out for ice cream after the game, telling him that only winners get ice cream.

How about Mitch Marner with a HUGE block in the dying second of regulation?! 💪 #StanleyCup

@Alaskacryptogi1 @WWG1WGA301 This is what insurance was supposed to be, before it was all about profiteering and shareholders.

@WWG1WGA301 Instead of wasting monies on insurance they cost share. If theres an incident like this they all contribute and fix. They also lend one another money.

🚨#BREAKING: In a stunning local report from Virginia, officials confirmed that a Mennonite Market, whose roof was ripped off at 9PM on Monday night during a tornado... ...was COMPLETELY REBUILT less than 24 hours later by 12 Mennonite men from a local church AMAZING!!!!!!

@jffxns Get her onto a palliative care program. They will have a social worker to help out if she doesn’t have family close by to help with these things.

AT&T is absolutely fleecing my widowed grandmother this is for a landline phone, 6 Mbps (!!!) internet and an overpriced tv package

@jasongordo626 @phammy9999 Cutaneous mastocytosis.

Grok ))) Đây là hiện tượng da vẽ (dermatographism), một dạng nổi mề đay do kích thích vật lý rất phổ biến (physical urticaria). Khi da bị xoa mạnh hoặc cào, các tế bào mast trong da sẽ giải phóng histamine, gây ra các đường nổi sần hoặc mề đay tạm thời giống như vết nổi nhanh chóng. Đây hoàn toàn không phải dị ứng thật sự, cũng không liên quan gì đến ký sinh trùng hay giun sán nào cả – chỉ là phản ứng bình thường của da với áp lực cơ học thôi. Nó vô hại, tự hết sau vài phút đến vài giờ, và rất nhiều người cũng bị giống vậy.

@eyingus @MatrixMysteries They need to teach more of this in high school. Especially when people refinance after three years to save 0.25 point on an interest rate.

@MatrixMysteries Learn the calculation of amortization to understand.

An American buys a $138,000 home. She sends the bank $9,286. After interest, taxes, and insurance take their cut, ONLY $952 actually touches the loan. $8,300 is PURE interest. This isn’t paying down a mortgage — it’s usury, and it should be ILLEGAL nationwide.

@callmeMaharani Hydration with a sodium containing sports drink. Like the square Gatorade bottle. Also great for cramps.

how do you fix a headache without medicine ? because nothing is working at this point.

@LeakerApple Caffeine to keep screen lit. Caffeine is old, might need amphetamine. Used it since I switched to Mac in 2007.

Got my first MacBook. What do I install?

@Livefromreality @edward1993 @historyinmemes I don’t read her smile as “seduction” but as smitten. The way he is holding her, he just cannot be close enough. This is a beautiful moment. He holds her the same after 50 years. A beautiful journey born from a moment.

In 1969, Judy and Jerry Griffin crossed paths for the first time at the iconic Woodstock festival. Their encounter lasted only 48 hours, but it was enough time for them to form a deep connection. Surprisingly, over 50 years have passed since that fateful meeting, and the couple is still happily together. They now have two sons and five grandchildren. Judy was on her way to Woodstock with two friends when their car suddenly broke down. Fortunately, a Volkswagen van pulled up beside them, carrying Jerry and three of his friends. They decided to travel together to the festival, setting the stage for their unexpected romance. In a recent interview, Jerry expressed their remarkable journey by saying, "For 50 years we've been looking for a picture of ourselves, and out of the blue one shows up.. We'd known each other less than 48 hours when that was taken." Judy added, "By the time we got out of the car and set up camp, we were into each other, and we basically were together from that point on."

Nostradamus ?? #JohnKerry