Christoffer Benedikt Mørch

@EndWokeness Its bigger than the one that showed up to the military parade?

Notice anything about this crowd?

@elonmusk The world is overpopulated.

The great dying

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Are you a guy or a girl?

You have 60 seconds to ruin a first date. What do you say

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid. — Rickey Gervais

@TheChiefNerd @chamath It’s almost like you can buy the president.

.@chamath: “I was a megadonor to the Democrats … I couldn't get a phone call returned from the White House to save my life … The Trump administration is totally different. There's not a single person there you can't get on the phone and talk to.”

@atrupar Where is his suit?

Vance on Canada: "They just don't have the cards. There is no way that Canada can win a trade war with the United States."

@prestonstew_ Does he not own a suit?

Seems like this could have some real meme potential

@CNviolations Not at all a planted question…

Very good analogy.

@thorborg 🤦🏻‍♂️

Den ene hånd vasker den anden

@MCrenshaw477565 @EndWokeness @KylieJaneKremer I’m not sure which clown you’re talking about?

Wow this was a HUGE Tactical error on this little MONSTERS part for his nation!!! You don’t tug on Superman’s cape when you have your hand out and your butt uncovered!! This will be very bad for the citizens of Ukraine and for that we are all very sorry!! The people of Ukraine didn’t start this and now they are suffering greatly due to horrible leadership like this little tyrant!!! History will not treat this deviant well…He will go down as the “Unelected Dictator” who cost his nation and people everything!!! Ukrainian people STFU and we will stand with you!! But, this clown is a very hard pass!!!

Here is the full exchange in the Oval Office with Trump and JD putting Zelensky in his place:

@ChrisCoons Trump wanted Zalinsky to thank him personally on TV. He has a very fragile ego.

I have some thoughts on what happened today at the White House.

@POTUS Everyone in that room should be ashamed of the way you conducted yourselves. You were telling a man that is fighting a war against an oppressor to capitulate. To get “peace”.

“We had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today. Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure. It’s amazing what comes out through emotion, and I have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations. I don’t want advantage, I want PEACE. He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for Peace.” –President Donald J. Trump

@FrejaFokdal Forhåbentlig med kommentarerne at det vil alle gerne se?

Jeg bliver gang på gang chokeret over hvilket medie X har udviklet sig til. Poster et indlæg om at det kunne være fedt med flere kvinder i lokale bestyrelser = bliver bombarderet af 80 anonyme mænd 🫠

@thorborg Det er desværre en ret nederen amerikansk opfindelse.

Forældre i Legoland: Kigger ondt på folk der bruger fast track Forældre i Netto når ny kasse åbnes: Slår OL-rekord i sprint

@Kamillasloew En person der har lukket for kommentarer af deres opslag undtagen dem de kender. Meget ekkokammer opførsel. Tænker egentlig bare jeg blokerer vingummibamsen med det samme. Har ikke brug for mere af den slags støj.

Jeg er så træt af ord som misogyn, cic, tansfobisk, pick me girl, nonbinær og mange mange flere. De fleste forstår dem ikke og de bliver brugt så meget af en lille gruppe, at de mister deres betydning

@KathBormann 😳

@MikeHuntHurts89 @dmidk @JesperTheilgard Er det for sjov du spørger?

Kære @dmidk Hvis is smelter i et glas vand, forbliver vandstanden i glasset den samme. Men hvis is smelter på Nordpolen, bliver vi fortalt, at højere vandstand vil skabe altødelæggende oversvømmelser. Hvori ligger logikken i det? Kh Mike PS elsker jer og @JesperTheilgard

@thorborg Ifølge kommentarerne skulle du have købt en dieselbil.. de kan åbenbart ikke punktere? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Herligt ;-)

@thorborg Enig..

Elon for helvede, kan du ikke bare lege med dine raketter og elbiler. Vi har brug for dem og ikke det her

@JannickFromEu @DavidTrads Hæfter mig ved din slet skjulte racisitske kommentar med “diversitet hire”, men gider ikke dykke ned i den. Jeg er enig, de har ingen gode kandidater. Men det er ikke ensbetydende med at man så skal tage en uværdig kriminel ind på posten. Så fortsæt med den gamle demente gut.

@morch @DavidTrads USA har ingen gode kandidater. Så let it be. Alternativet fik 1% støtte i 2020. Folket har talt - diversity hires dur ikke.