Michael Meier

@mayforced @azurwoofwoof Nur in Startups, die noch nicht ihren Weg gefunden haben. Die werfen den Leuten Hardware hinterher, damit keiner sagen kann, die Leute hätten ihr volles Potenzial aufgrund mangelnder Hardware nicht ausschöpfen können. Vielleicht auch von Investorengeld bezahlt.

@azurwoofwoof Ist das nicht Standard im it Bereich ?

hört nie auf linkedin zu grinden!

@eevblog 128GB are also only trash for us. Hardly useful anymore.

Dumpster laptops drives, I'll take'em.

@Raul_Arduini @memechaotic Nonsense

@memechaotic Chlorine! In some places, the government periodically adds chlorine to the water to disinfect it.

Why is it like that 😭😭

@SeMiHAL9000 @Jabz_CFC 🤦‍♂️

@Jabz_CFC 🤔

Rare pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Classmate, both 18 years old.

@dontfacetimeme Children playing with browser dev tools 🤦‍♂️

a year ago when my package was not only eaten but the delivery driver prolly watched it get eaten and jus reported it instead of intervening

@davepl1968 What about those who immediately see the differences being 8, 16, 32?

There are (at least) two ways to approach this, and based on nothing at all but conjecture and speculation, I think people with ASD will approach it differently than neurotypical people. I think neurotypical people will double the current number and add one. So 2x7+1 = 15, for example. I think people with ASD will intuitively "see" that each number is one less than a power of 2. The sequence then simply becomes 2^N-1. So, did you just "feel" it? Or did you go recursive and solve it computationally? Or some other means? Let me know! Just FWIW, they're mathematically equivalent:

Let's assume you can solve this. I think HOW you solve it says a lot about how your brain works. First, figure it out so you have your answer, then check the thread for what it all means.

@eterniiel People are so stupid they understand sizes only compared to football fields and use of resource simplified to „liters of water“ 🤦‍♂️

@pulpo404 Eigentlich ne Frechheit, Kinder mit solch einem Produkt zu verarschen. Was sollte das? 😝

Wer weiss noch was das ist?

@Yotohiii @webfailDE ist wirklich der größte Mist 🤦‍♂️ Schreiben das irgendwelche Studenten? Ab jetzt bestimmt KI.

Ich will doch wieder umziehen

@CG70297229 Mehr Kakao als Zucker? Glaube, du verwechselst da was.

⚡️Damals als noch mehr Kakao als Zucker in der Dose war? 🙂

@VisionaryVoid Your „deep-space cosmic event“ is sensationalist shit talk. This machine was seriously misdesigned. This is not how you would even design a voting machine. It requires a recountable verifiable audit trail, not just a counter in RAM and a final printout. Better use paper ballot.

The Election Decided by a Dying Star. In 2003, a small local election in Schaerbeek, Belgium, was thrown into total chaos. A relatively obscure candidate named Maria Vindevoghel suddenly received an impossible surge of support at the polls. Officials quickly realized something was mathematically broken. Vindevoghel had somehow secured exactly 4,096 more votes than there were actual registered voters in her entire precinct. Investigators immediately assumed it was a sophisticated cyberattack or rampant voter fraud. But when computer scientists painstakingly analyzed the voting machine's internal memory, they found the culprit wasn't human at all. A single, high-energy cosmic ray, likely born from an exploding star deep in the universe, had struck the machine's microchip at the exact wrong microsecond. This microscopic impact flipped a single binary bit from a zero to a one. Because binary code scales exponentially, that specific flipped bit in the 13th position instantly generated precisely 4,096 phantom votes. It remains the only verified instance in history of a deep-space cosmic event directly altering a democratic election.

@jameszimmermann Better this way than after anesthesia or during surgery 😬

When my great-grandmother was 93 she went in for hip surgery. Nurse told her to settle in and they’d begin in 30 minutes, when the team arrived to begin she was gone. Brings a smile to our faces every time it comes up in conversation.

@Global_Folder Stop these primitive people

They use this technique to know who the thieves in the village are and it never fails

@emm0sh What does this do in detail? Isn‘t just feeding through the ticket while scanning and reading the magstripe?

crazy to think they designed this in FreeCAD™

@Rose_nyla01 @JeanPaulNi53695 No, it‘s not. The setting makes it appear that you can‘t let go of the towel, but the „solution“ does exactly that.

@JeanPaulNi53695 That challenge really tests your thinking skills 🧠

I know for sure 99% of you will fail this challenge untl the least second🤣

@CryptoCyberia I‘m glad to see that this account doesn‘t exist anymore.

A classic tech tweet

@Saveydro Concentrated cancer?

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@Politprimat @AliCologne Das ist erst für einen späteren Quest zugänglich, da brauchst du noch ein anderes Werkzeug für

@AliCologne Was zur Hölle... Hat hier jemand sein Leben ausgekotzt, oder was soll das sein?

Köln ist ein Shithole, das kein Geld hat, Rolltreppen am laufen zu halten. Man sperrt diese lieber.

@MoroseJerk Same here, but also normal people don‘t censor the word „shot“

I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me

@amazing_physics @eevblog That’s just philosophical bullshit comparing elements to humans

This is a 1000-gram iron bar. In its raw form, it’s worth around $100. If it’s turned into horseshoes, its value rises to about $250. If it’s made into sewing needles, its value jumps to roughly $70,000. If it’s crafted into watch springs and gears, it can be worth around $6 million. And if it’s transformed into precision laser components, like those used in lithography, its value can reach $15 million. Your value is not defined only by what you are made of, but by how well you shape your potential into something extraordinary.