beatrice (& 🌈 benedick)

no talk me ❌ imb hav eggsistenshel crisis

none read , only cate ,

yea i am ,normal

yuo called ??

can ime come ovre adn stare the yuo like thise

no ime donot look suspishus ,,,, what do yuo meab,,

wyd if yuo wakey adn imb stare the yuo like this

helo, i hobe ime donot interopteng ,

gorl’s can hav babey hour’se , itis alowed,

@ElliesLilBelly @sarge_stan blea’se, ime donot tasty, iam ful of poub adn harebal’s ,

@sarge_stan DONUT EAT THE BEETS @muchcatdoabout !!

plea’s to donot destorb wen iam ,tuck’de in ,

blease , iam very busey adn imbortent ,

how ime looky at mome beggimg for mine breamkfast so ime can eat one bite adn run the way

nise arm ,,, minde if ime resty mine litol heade ?

fine,,, ime guess she an gode gorl ,

can you beleiv mine momey FORGOR me for an DOUG ‼️

@goodgirljuliee @stinky_boots

@muchcatdoabout @stinky_boots Has she ever gonsider that. Job not rely that important ?

Well ime back at home but not before being huge bich and hiding under gandpa bed for hour so momey couldn’t put me in the car

@stinky_boots @goodgirljuliee mine mome say she wulde lov the thise but she woumd get “fried from jobe”

@goodgirljuliee valid respons ,,, normbalize being an bich when inconveniensed

@sadprosepoet mome vary gonfused abuote , base’d ball

@muchcatdoabout This book is so good!! I hope your mom is enjoying it!!!

ime hope evryone rember to reade eljibbity boocks in eljibity monthe !! adn alwaeys but espeshely eljibity momth

@offbeatorbit tbt to the time it thought that instead of thrusting deeper i should be thrusting more profound

TBH grammarly is a great example of why you shouldn’t just rely on AI to write for you. It suggests the wrong word(s) sometimes and often wants to change things that are completely contrary to one’s writing style. Idk what nonsense I’d let it do if I didn’t have a set style!