Nathan C. Baker

@ratlimit That Clavicular tweet made me shit my pants.

@PlonkerImageLtd @octopuscaveman

Tim Meadows with a Dinosaur Jr hat. That’s it, that’s the tweet

@rapstrainer @NateGolon My mom died 11 years ago.

@natebake @NateGolon The 64 at your moms house

If you’re looking for a fun all-night experience in LA: Start at Griffith Observatory (closes at 10PM), then dinner nearby at Figaro or House of Pies in Los Feliz, then play unlimited video games for $25 at Family Arcade until 2AM, then relax at Wi Spa in Koreatown until sunrise

@rapstrainer @NateGolon Which system?

@NateGolon That $25 arcade isn’t worth it. I can damn near buy a new video game system for my family of 4 for that

@Lefthash @NateSilver538 How is it woke?

@NateSilver538 All this thot just to have the product remain woke and unwatchable Good Idea. Worthless league. Tough break

You're going to see a lot of NBA draft reform proposals. Here's ours: replace the NBA draft with an auction.

@la_dorkout This looks nothing like the original black and white picture.

Must be nice to be a screen! #undividedattention #norent

Fascinating watching Joe become more and more terrified of this new world he is largely responsible for creating

“Please be single…” -me, to myself, sitting at a frozen yogurt shop on a Friday night, as my phone loads the Wikipedia page for Academy Award nominated Norwegian actresses.

@traff1c_junky Do you have boyfriend?

@spotted_model @meowmaxxerr No joke Dan

@meowmaxxerr Joke over head Toni

Local high school track team boys yelling gesturing and thumbs downing the Cybertruck yesterday as wife was driving. Call the school or nah?

@spotted_model @Lftfrmcntr Why not apologize for making a mistake. It’s not a big deal. People make mistakes all the time. Why pretend like you didn’t?

@Lftfrmcntr I can’t believe you posted this response 3 times 😂😂 Thanks! It was parody. Humor. Appreciate your interaction and hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!

@realDonaldTrump @BarackObama 👆

@BarackObama will attack Iran in order to get re-elected.

@rorythenomad Congratulations! Hit me up sometime once you get settled if you feel like making a new friend. I moved to LA from Charlottesville ten years ago and, while I still love Virginia, am very happy here.

exactly 4 weeks from today, I'll be leaving Richmond, Virginia, my hometown of 20 years a bittersweet moment, but it's been VERY clear for months that I have nothing left here, aside from my kids (for whom I'll still be flying cross country twice a month to visit). excited to start my "second half of life" in the words of Richard Rohr

@Pat_Knox52 @EddyRobinson @kenklippenstein Why do you keep putting an extra space before noun?

@EddyRobinson @kenklippenstein ( noun) the practice of gathering, transmitting , or losing through gross negligence information relating to the defense of the U.S. with the intent that or with reason to believe that the information will be used to the injury of the U.S. or the advantage of a foreign nation

🚨Border Patrol whistleblower outraged by ICE's conduct exposes over a dozen secret ICE programs in documents leaked to me: kenklippenstein.com/p/21-secret-ic…

@Pat_Knox52 @WarFrontIntel @kenklippenstein Now that you are done copy and pasting, actually read it and try to figure out where you went wrong. It’s the only way to learn!

@WarFrontIntel @kenklippenstein Espionage ( noun) practice of gathering, transmitting, or losing through gross negligence information relating to the defense of the U.S. with the intent that or with reason to believe that the information will be used to the injury of the U.S. or the advantage of an enemy .

Turns out I’ve just been looks-maxing this whole time!

@TrungTPhan @BittrScrptReadr Interesting fact: years after Bill’s death, when litigation over ownership of the property inevitably settles and it’s sold to one of the five remaining media companies, Chris Pratt will be cast as the voice of Hobbes, and I will go insane.

Bill Watterson published 3,160 strips of Calvin & Hobbes from 1985 to 1995. This was the final strip exactly 30 years ago. Calvin’s last line is “let’s go exploring” and Watterson hasn’t touched the comic since. Legend.

@doinkpatrol I’ve been having the debate over Grand Theft Hamlet all day. Soooo good. Great list.

locking in my top 20 of 2025 🔒 (The Shrouds and Grand Theft Hamlet are two that would crack the top 5 but moved to my 2024 list)

@dakotaj_updates If I was a beautiful nebula in the universe that wanted to remain anonymous through these last gasps of human existence I’d just keep all anomalies to myself for the moment and let Chris Martin focus his energy on more important things!

Dakota Johnson was recently seen having dinner with Tucker Pillsbury (Role Model) and some friends.