Ndr The Third ☦️ (never banned again)

@CatholicOrca @TinashePeter_ You're alive?

@TinashePeter_ Nigga wants a record deal so bad

@DJh4to @outrage70 @ShitpostRock2 do you think academics discard the bible as a source for jesus historicity?

@ndrthethird @outrage70 @ShitpostRock2 neither are the reports outside the bible. at best an interview with a guy who claimed to have known him nearly a century after the fact. :)

There literally exists more proof of Jesus existing than Julius Cesar and Genghis khan

@PolymathPhallus @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 ??????????

@ndrthethird @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 Also incorrect. Only 1 apostle was martyred. Yall literally just make shit up

@PolymathPhallus @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 biased for what? what did writing about jesus get the apostles besides persecution, torture and a painful death?

@ndrthethird @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 Incorrect. There are ZERO primary sources for jesus. Secondhand at best. Everything written of him was 20-60yrs after his death, and is all internally biased records. None of the sources can be verified. Unlike with Alexander.

@PolymathPhallus @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 so few fragments that tell us very little of his feats and life. meanwhile we know everything about Christ from people who actually lived with him and are primary sources

@ndrthethird @Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 Ok. The Alexander Coinage ​The Priene Inscription Babylonian Astronomical Diaries ​Epigraphic Decrees ​The Philippeion at Olympia All accounted during his lifetime.

@DJh4to @outrage70 @ShitpostRock2 except the stories of hercules weren't recorded by people who actually knew him

@outrage70 @ShitpostRock2 you cant use your religious text to prove your religious text. that is the definition of circular reasoning. by that logic hercules was a history figure.

@Harlemundo110 @ShitpostRock2 ok apply that standard to alexander the great

@ShitpostRock2 Show me something written of Jesus from the time he was around and not at least 20 years after he died

@Seroninjo @ShitpostRock2 there is nothing innapropriate with that image

@ShitpostRock2 That's not true at all. The difference is we don't kill people for it. It's still not appropriate.

This isn't Islam, you can make lighthearted positive jokes that celebrate the faith and the creator

@Michaeldudufudu The educated clergy in the top left is actually women

Am i being ragebaited or are they fr?

@CamdenK_22 @Leah209698 @stevestomedy

@ndrthethird @Leah209698 @stevestomedy When someone asks you if a person who died is alive you do you say yes if you think they are in heaven? Yes or no? In the real world people don’t use “living eternally in the afterlife” and “alive” interchangeably.

he did it, he officially larped everything.

In 1986, the American Medical Association published an article titled "The Physical Death of Jesus Christ". It details the entire process of Jesus' trial to His death on the cross. In Luke 22, before Jesus is arrested, it is written that He was in great distress & sweating blood. Although rare, it is recognized as Hematidrosis, a condition caused by high levels of stress. At the time, the crucifixion was considered the worst death for the worst of criminals. But this is not all Jesus faced. He endured whipping so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. He was beaten so horribly that His face was torn & His beard ripped. A crown of thorns, 2-3 inches long cut deeply into His scalp. The leather whip used to flog Him had tiny iron balls & sharp bones. The balls caused internal injuries while the sharp bones ripped open His flesh. His skeletal muscles, veins, & bowels are exposed, causing major blood loss. Most men do not survive this kind of torture. After Jesus was severely flogged, He was forced to carry His cross while people mocked & spat on Him. Crucifixion was a process meant to instill excruciating pain, creating a slow & agonizing death. Nails as long as 8 inches were driven into Jesus' wrists & feet. The Roman soldiers knew the tendons in the wrists would tear & break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support Himself to breathe. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the courage...Jesus endured this reality for 3 hours! The Gospel of John writes that after Jesus' death, a Roman soldier pierced His side with a spear & blood & water came out. Scientists explain that from hypovolemic shock, the rapid heart rate causes fluid to gather in the sack around the lungs & heart. The accumulation of fluid in the membrane around the heart is called a Pericardial effusion & the lungs is called a pleural effusion. To the world, Christianity is as foolish as it can get. They believe it's for the weak. But when you are confronted by the reality of the cross, it's clearly not a pretty sight. It is brutal & horrific. This is the weight Jesus carried. The weight of the sins of the world, all so that we can live. God's wrath is fully satisfied in Jesus. This is what it took. Repent & believe! Jesus is “God among us” in the flesh. Jesus is our Savior. Jesus loves you so much that He went through this spiritual and physical punishment for your sins and mine. Jesus is the LORD, Almighty God, Everlasting Father. Thank You, Jesus.

@stevestomedy do you people know anything about christianity

@CamdenK_22 @Leah209698 @stevestomedy that's literally what being in heaven is. being alive. what do you think eternal life means

@Leah209698 @stevestomedy No? Unless you consider every single person that went to heaven as still alive? I think my great grandmother went to heaven but if someone asked about her I wouldn’t tell them she was alive.

@prefironaoir Reais brasileiros sabem que a maior contribuição musical do brasil para o mundo é no metal

Até vou ouvir um Goatpenis depois dessa

@Guilher_Spider @sugurumitadas Promiscuidade danifica as pessoas, sendo homens ou mulheres

@sugurumitadas Literalmente, quanto mais mulher o cara ficou mais a indole dele tem chance de ser questionável em relacionamento

Todo homem de bem cresceu feio e esquisito sem nenhuma ficante o ensino médio.

these sorority girls next to me at the library have failed the bechdel test for three hours straight

"boys and men suffering, but what about women?" will never fail and im not even mad about it

@Cece_Gaia_ @ShitpostRock2 It's the story of saint paisios and the drunk monk.

@ShitpostRock2 I saw a story a while back about a Christian Saint who struggled with alcoholism his entire life and constantly fought against his nature but never managed to shake it and the other monks he lived with said when he died his body was glowing. I think about it a lot lately.

That's the point

@FetteredFantast @enigma0451 @revenant_MMXX @NEETWorldOrder Ghosts sucks and always has sucked

@enigma0451 @revenant_MMXX @NEETWorldOrder COD Ghosts was one of the best entries in the franchise. Ghosts hate is tranny-coded and usually spurred on by watching video essays rather than actually playing the game.

The first ten seconds of Death Stranding 2 look better than this. We're not doing nostalgia for the 2010s.