Never?? !

@StopULEZToday @Fatbaldbloke1 🤣😂

@Fatbaldbloke1 @no1daveb 😂😂😂

"Don't worry babe, we'll get her in the bogs later"

@mick_stickyy @jaymurt2805 Let us know when you get to the "shoot the fuck out of the school kids" stage fella

@jaymurt2805 Actually Im transgender so Im not a man! I hope this helps you understand!

My co worker (who i’ve worked with for like a month now) asked what my pronouns were. So I said "Oh I’m a girl."

Labour voters

@OliLondonTV @AbstardJohnny Oh yes

Trump slams London Mayor Sadiq Khan: “Grossly incompetent, a bad person and a horrible representative for your country!” Is he right?

@narindertweets You're fucking vile

Because I'm brown, it was automatically assumed I was Brazilian..what's interesting and what I LOVED was when the Scots heard my accent they said "oh your English!!!" They gave me some flags to make my allegiance clear 🥰

This reminds me of when I joined Twitter & men used to send me vids of them wanking. 🥴

@Jas_Athwal @paulpowlesland Well DO something about it!!

It is deeply unfair that a large organisation can neglect its responsibilities, then threaten ordinary residents with fines for doing the work it should have done. Paul, I commend your efforts to restore our waterways to good health. It is unacceptable that, instead of being supported, you have repeatedly been obstructed and even penalised for stepping in where the @EnvAgency has failed to protect our rivers and waterways. I will be writing to them to seek an explanation.

A stunning reminder of why we cannot give up on our rivers yesterday, as I stumbled across an adult eel on the Roding for the first time, lounging in the shallows in the shade of a council tower block & within earshot of the North Circular. This now rare & magical sight used to be common, until eel populations crashed on the Roding in the 1980’s & have not recovered. Seeking to understand & reverse this population crash should surely be a key role for the governments environmental regulator, but as usual they have done nothing to improve water quality or remove barriers to eel migration. Worse, they are actively blocking my efforts to help the eel population recover. Ordinarily, baby eels (elvers) for restocking are expensive to buy. However, I managed to secure a kind donation of elvers from fishermen on the River Severn (where the elvers often get stuck behind barriers on the river). I applied for my @EnvAgency restocking permit like a good boy & all they had to do to help recover eel populations on the Roding was to say yes. Perhaps predictably, my application was rejected, because there was no positive evidence that reintroducing eels to the Roding would be a good thing. Perhaps most annoyingly, my application to restock eels on the Roding was rejected because reintroducing them would interfere with the EA’s monitoring of their continued decline. I asked what would happen if I went ahead & released the elvers anyway & was told that the EA would fine me up to £50,000. Yet another example of the malevolent uselessness of the EA: obsessed with procedure, but will do absolutely sod all to actually reverse the decline in our rivers.

@AFucksake69 @GretaThunberg She not finished that shit yet

I bet @GretaThunberg is fucking fuming how warm it is today.

@Danny_McMoomins Pint of gravy luv, wots on menu? Got lard?

[The mercury hits 38°C. The tables of a sweltering Toby Carvery lie vacant . The door swings open. The bored staff suddenly rise to action] "Please be seated Mr Allardyce. The usual?"

@AngelaRayner @ShaunDowne81810 And all you did was to NOT pay your dues Fuck off scum

I made it my mission to build the biggest wave of social and council housing for a generation.  The landmark £39 billion investment and the creation of the National Housing Bank have laid the foundations for a generational boost. Today’s stats show the highest number of social rent starts since 2010 - the social rent revolution is well and truly underway. gov.uk/government/new…

@TransChicken2 @bigfrankbutch12 Needs an interpreter, of course he does!

Another day, another Afghan, another trial for rape (x2) of underage girls. Claims asylum here as he was an interpreter for the British army in Afghanistan. Needs a court interpreter, because, obviously.... manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

This woman is a wanted criminal ! Sums up the Labour Party!

If they say they grew up in poverty on a council estate, they'll keep their jobs. That's right isn't it @Keir_Starmer ? @bphillipsonMP can you drive a tipper truck..? 🤔

@bphillipsonMP Lying again

📈 3,008 more teachers in secondaries & special schools 📈1,646 more teachers in colleges 📈Trainee teachers up 13% 📈 Teacher pay up 9.5% 📈 Record investment in schools If standing up for state schools makes me a spiteful class warrior, I’ll wear it with pride. #PMQs

@drchrisnewton You went to a comp, while the delightful @annaturley got a scholarship to a private school, which enabled her to go on to Oxford. One might call her a steaming great hypocrite, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

@annaturley Turleys thick and bitter, get rid🤡💩

Note to all the pearl-clutching Tories out in force today… You don’t HAVE to send your kids to private school. We have universal education provision in this country. If you *choose* to do so, the rest of us shouldn’t pay for you to have a tax break for the privilege.

What a spiteful tweet. Has she thought for one second that some parents made sacrifices because their local state school was poor or had discipline or bullying problems? But resentment has blinded her to that (Before you say anything, I went to a comp).