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This Afroman trial is bar none the best content on the Internet right now
Valerie@queen__valerie_
They would have to remove me from the courtroom. 😭😭😭😭 #AfromanTrial
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“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - D Adams
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@allie__voss Reminds me of this great Robing Williams bit. Dave Ramsey in a nutshell youtube.com/watch?v=NKVfRY…
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People hate on Dave Ramsey but honestly he's the best advice for a lot of people
It's oversimplified if you're financially stable, but otherwise most people genuinely just need to hear "DO NOT BUY A NEW CAR"
Britt Ortega@evergreenqveen
People in my local mommy group are such mindless consumers they will post “should I buy a new car? I really can’t afford it and if I lost my job we would be screwed” AND EVERY MOM IS TELLING HER A NEW CAR IS SMART
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@TourSwingsTommy Apple Watch + grint isn’t as good as a laser shooter but it’s so much faster. Especially when you’re at a course you know and you just need rough numbers.
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Been thinking about this for too long:
Level 1 golfer: No watch
Level 2 golfer: Apple watch
Level 3 golfer: Garmin watch
Level 4 golfer: Whoop watch
Level 5 golfer: No watch
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@kyledxniel Call terry gilliam you cowards
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@dollarsanddata many are a shortcut to the ivys. I know many average at best kids with B-grades from good private schools that went to Ivys. Meanwhile in public school our valedictorians are still sweating their application. Maybe things have changes over the last 20 years?
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Best counter-arguments I've heard:
(1) Want religious education
(2) Specific schooling needs (e.g., dsylexia)
(3) Safety
(1) and (2) both seem legit. I am skeptical that (3) is an issue at most decent public schools.
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Private schools are the most expensive placebo in America. Nowhere else will you pay $250k+ for something that has so little impact on school achievement.
My latest on why private school isn't worth the cost: ofdollarsanddata.com/why-private-sc…
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@schadjoe This is a massively difficult feat, even for the best scouting deptsin the league "If the Dolphins hit on most or many draft picks over the next two years"
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If the Dolphins hit on most or many draft picks over the next two years, one reason they are well-positioned is Miami is an attractive free agent destination. Unlike some Rust Belt cities who have tried hard resets, Miami shouldn’t have to over pay when it’s time to launch again.
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@Jai_305_ There’s nothing wrong with a waddle jersey. He was a good player in Miami. It’s fine to keep wearing it
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@napoleonspizza1 @jessesingal You are literally making my point
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@perspectvortex @jessesingal Civil war stinks because it's too cowardly to have any view at all
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One Battle After Another and Eddington, which were both great (I actually liked Eddington more) broke a lot of internet-melted brains by not winking at the camera and being like "And that's why *that* is the good ideology" thing
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@Bigmamacookin @BowTied_Golfer I’ve even had bad ball striking rounds where I scored ok. And it still feels like shit.
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@BowTied_Golfer bad putting round way less miserable in my opinion. more of a what-couldve-been vibe. Can't make good contact feels like I've lost my identity as a person it's that disturbing. Shakes me to my core.
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"I created a meme, so I deserve 30k."
Lady, we did it for free for over a decade. Just for the love of the game.
han@hannaahhn
created the viral au pair meme and got 40 lousy dollars
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@nostalgiaa @SociopathicCrab We also had Clarissa who never explained shit.
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Great line from Cameron Young in his post-round interview with Fred Albers on @SiriusXMPGATOUR:
Albers: "It seems like every hole on this course asks a question..."
Young: "Yeah, how do you want to make a 6?"
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@zacbowden I was nervous about getting a WoA device. It’s been 6 months and I love it. Even handles light gaming just fine.
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Reading comprehension is at an all time low. I am talking about Windows on ARM, not Windows as a whole. You can say Windows is bad. Windows on Arm is NOT one of the reasons why it's bad.
Hardware Canucks@hardwarecanucks
Windows Apologists need an attitude readjustment. The problem isn't specs. It's the OS What's the use of better hardware if the software is a bloated, unoptimized mess, shitting the bed in a new way after every update? That's why the Neo "feels" so fast: extreme optimization.
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@stripeshowstan Whatever looks good at Marshall’s/Kohls + pocketing $100
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What’s the best long sleeve polo in the game?
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