charlie revillo🍋

PSA: no one is coming to save you.

@thecavedaddy I just went on a first date with a Christian Zionist… there won’t be a second one but at least now he knows that in the bible Israel means the church not the country. 🥳

Within about 18 months i have gone from a full fledged Zionist who cheered on everything Israel was doing, to pretty much the complete and total opposite.

@cushiebuttercup @HazelAppleyard You sound perpetually single.

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard Yes, any woman with a brain would do precisely that. That level of disrespect is impossible to come back from, let alone that she may have wanted to keep the dress. Also ‘throw’ is the correct spelling.

He has the mind of an untrained dog. Disgusting.

@cushiebuttercup @HazelAppleyard lol yes, through away an entire relationship and marriage… over pee.

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard You’re a bloke, I think. Very unlikely that a woman would condone this disgusting behaviour. Hope she left him, there and then.

@marklevinshow … wtf is Jill?

Here’s the thing, Jill. You’re 0 on the list. You understand?  Matches your IQ.  You’ve like 17 followers, if you include the Taliban.  So, shove it, POS.

@lorrainecri1954 @HazelAppleyard No it’s cuz life is too short to get furious over pee.

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard That’s because you have an intellectual impairment, arrested at around 8 years of age.

I’m just not sentimental like that. I don’t get attached to material items. It’s just a dress, it’s just pee, it was just not that big of a deal. Everyone devestated over this has no humor and is way too uptight for life. No one gets out alive. Live a little. Have a laugh. Life is short. 💛

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard I kept my wedding dress after my wedding as it was sentimental. I certainly wouldn't be keeping a pish stained rag! So that's her sentiment straight out the window. Also, he is marking his territory like a wild animal. Why are you ok with it? That speaks volumes 🚩

@majacompton @HazelAppleyard Of course 💛

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard Hey she can start her own ceremonial pee as well. Nothing in the ceremony rules say otherwise. You should understand that. 💛

@juzejm @lilsketch Honestly I went straight to opal too so thanks for playing!

@lilsketch OPAL AMETHYST RUBY, DIAMOND, EMERALD, Oh wait those aren't rocks...

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@JebraFaushay Just disappointing, Doc, really. 😞

We could be best friends and I would never do this to you.

@TRHLofficial Ooor throw out bullshit and watch ppl lose their minds. 😂😂😂 So fun

The secret to having fun on 𝕏 is to take nothing personally and communicate largely in memes.

@majacompton @HazelAppleyard There’s a difference between a ceremonial pee this guy has planned for years and a nasty chick peeing on stuff and you are retarded if you don’t understand the difference. 💛

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard Omg she should just mark him and pee on all his clothes, shoes, and his cars interior!!!! I mean it’s hilarious and he shouldn’t mind.

@PymAnita @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard You’re weird lol

@MeriCarpenter99 @CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard ...but had been dreaming it for ages like some stigma or fantasy. I would get rid of him as my feelings didnt matter. You must realise the moment she tried on the dress she was overwhelmed and probably cried. We all saw 'yes' to the dress. Shit on wedding bed why dont u.

@PymAnita @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard H yes I forgot you are supposed to keep your dress pristine in a box for the rest of your life to never even look at except once ever 25 years. wtf. Materialism is warping pols minds, it’s an overpriced dress you’re never going to wear again and your new husband had a silly joke.

@MeriCarpenter99 @CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard ...and the memory? ...and the significance?

@T_Serveaux999 @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard I’m not gay? I don’t do women.

@CharlieRevillo @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard It's disgusting & you actually think it's funny? Hope your wife takes a shit on your valued possessions. We'll all laugh along with her.

@Nero I called you like 2 weeks ago and you never repsonded but if you had you would have a bff that makes you cry laugh and would be in a much better position all around rn. 😊 We all make choices in life. 💛

God, I’m bored.

@malsova1 @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard 😳😂😂😂😂

@CharlieRevillo @MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard Nah, she'll probably need the dress again soon.

@bogie_usa @JebraFaushay How can you be embarrassed with reusable grocery bags? It’s so earth conscious.

@JebraFaushay but can you put a cost on the humiliation?

If you have your heart set on a Balenciaga bag, may I suggest the men's Summer 2024 Antwerp Printed Leather Tote Bag? You can find them on many resale sites, and it will only cost you around $1600.

@JebraFaushay I got one of those from my local grocery store! 🙌 so handy!

@MeriCarpenter99 @HazelAppleyard You just spent thousands of dolllars on a one night event and you’re going to cry because the dress you will only ever wear on that one event, which is over, got dirty?

@CharlieRevillo @HazelAppleyard Getting a wedding dress cleaned is expensive.