Alan... J

@Jenny_1884 Consort ??

I’m not sure if anyone else feels the same but I don’t like it when Camilla is called Queen. Our Queen died. She’s not the Queen

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk party at it finest 👌 paidvto Live Robbed being OLD

@itsstillkieran You know the Rules NO PIC it didn't happen 🙄

I got a new bangle for my dick and it’s very cute, but it definitely highlights that I need to trim or shave lmao

@CORIEA50 Toe gently Forward 😆 🤣 😂

When the weather is shit! The Cat is always disgusted 🤣

@otokyo__ Rubber tyres...

Can you name one thing Scotland gave to the world.

@unionjack78 @David__Osland Shut up you dickwad... $3.5B in revenue 23/24

@phaid3000 @David__Osland California proves not but there you go. Big difference between theory and real world

@LisaMoorish Obviously she's not found the private members: Powder room YET !!

I am SO HERE for Hannah grassing up the alcoholic MPs drinking on the job, who've all outed themselves today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So #GMB spent their entire interview with @ZackPolanski asking him about policies that aren't Green party policy & aren't in the manifesto for Mays elections, along with a story from the scum about Zack before he was a politician Zack: "This is why people hate the media" 🎯

@WebUndefeated That's getting a clear coat 💋💋 & the kids are grounded until it's paid off 😳

I’d never wash that car again

Do you know Jenny’s number?😂

🚨OH - MY - GOD!!! Trump has a total MELTDOWN and loses his freaking mind live on 60 Minutes. He literally shouts: "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE." "I’M NOT A RAPIST." "YOU’RE A DISGRACE." Trump snapped when the reporter read part of the shooter’s manifesto, but here’s the thing: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS TRUMP. This is a total DISASTER.

So @Ofcom ban this video of hideous quotes by Farage and Reform but allow the same politicians to effectively have their own TV Channel to spout racist hate and dangerous conspiracy theories. This is not normal.

"Janiri" 💀

@Angelsfeartogo So the prick sold out his own Country he served in ... Stupidity has no bounds 🧐

Well done to helping NHS to its death.

🚨NEW: Zohran Mamdani has forced negligent landlords to pay over $34 million in repairs for NYC tenants. More than 6,000 apartments have been improved so far.

@stylist_que_2 Your #pedolf @POTUS is a child murderer

Do you support Newsom continuing to insult Trump even though he is insulting the President of the United States? Yes-Or-No

@Mollyploofkins Cough cough cough ing ... UK to smash the 2hr barrier FFS

Sabastian Sawe wins the London Marathon and becomes the first human in history to run a legal marathon in under 2 hours (1:59:30)

@JTCymru 😕

Decided to grow my arms a bit more and then get a sleeve tattoo