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@Slyeek @kenbundall Looks like Ozzy to me

@kenbundall Reading this in its entirety makes me think the OP is an asshole.

🧵1/2: I’d had a few drinks in Florida and get seated next to an old guy at the poker table who’s got his phone in front of him with a screen saver of Ozzy Osbourne “Big Sabbath fan?” Stone silence I assume he’s just some grumpy old rocker

@alphafox WHAT must he know??

If a woman asks to watch LOTR with you, then you expect to watch LOTR. 😤

@84_wintermute @Danmehmet_ Top guy has right arm buried deep behind the neck taking away his post, bottom guy has an easy sweep to mount available and could rain elbows. If he knew what he was doing.

@Danmehmet_ mount or triangle was right there... if only there were techniques one can learn for this situations..

Classic street fight tactic My friends older brother taught us a similar tech when we were younger . if someone is wearing a hoodie, pull it over their head and unleash uppercuts Clothing and hair is a big consideration in the street.

@MikeOxxbig23 @Danmehmet_ Top guy has right arm buried deep behind the neck taking away his post, bottom guy has an easy sweep to mount available and could rain elbows. If he knew what he was doing.

@Danmehmet_ Weird thou that he was holding on to the guard thou instead of scrambling and tryna reverse it the guys full on riding blind

@thinkingshivers IC = individual contributor. In organizational jargon this is a person that has no direct reports.

Past a certain age, a man who's an IC can be a bad thing.

Isn't pollen like plant sperm? So we're just walking around covered in tree jizz all the time?

@lavitalenta x.com/v8previa/statu…

@markcecchini Literally me

If you are a Millennial Dad you are likely working your tail off right now and carrying and insane amount of weight. You go home every night, try to be the best 50/50 parent you can be, and give your partners and kids everything you have left. You worry about the world and AI and the price of precious metals and the constant political clown show. You might spend too much time online or work too much but when you don’t, you feel like you’re behind on everything. You still try to enjoy yourself from time to time if you can. I see you. Keep grinding. Keep showing up.

@vlauk80 @MysteryGrove I Really Want to Stay at Your House Rosa Walton & Hallie Coggins

You meet your kids & they’re better than you possibly could ever imagine & then realize you lost the chance at 10 years you could’ve known them. 10 years or more you spent doing some stupid shit when you could’ve been spending it with some of the few great loves you will ever experience in your life

@itsme_urstruly What is their channel?

These kids deserve an endless summer vacation. Something is healing in my soul knowing that kids are still doing stuff like this. Love it.

A fit body, a calm mind, a house full of love. These things cannot be bought - they must be earned.

Book Summary: “The 12 Week Year” tap, hold, load 4k

@KarstenKrogh14 @davidcinema

What is the best Lynchian movie not directed by David Lynch?

DEI for sperm A nanobot taking an immobile sperm to an egg.

@curiosityonx More like McCordless

This iconic photograph is still considered one of the most-terrifying space photographs to date. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II became the first human being to do a spacewalk without a safety tether linked to a spacecraft. In 1984, he floated completely untethered in space with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive.

@BrianRoemmele Yet he still plays the same four chords

The 17 string guitar.

Still Alarm: Adam & Eve Store. 3507 S 84th St. Police observed a racoon dancing on a pole. The transformer on top of the wooden power pole had some kind of fire. The racoon flopped onto the ground and has ignited a small grass fire. OFD: E30 Time Out: 03:26

Y’all so afraid of Kanye and Fresh Prince Of Bel Air been sitting there the entire time

European life satisfaction about to skyrocket