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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨THIS IS TERRIFYING‼️

@saint_cloudy I don't know why people liked this post.

I feel like this shouldn’t be legal. How is it any different from a cop slamming you to the ground or shooting you cause you talked back? The whole system full of inflated egos & abuse of power.

@elonmusk are

Grok Imagine tutorial made with Grok Imagine. These is all AI-generated!

@Fever905 @kenbundall Ehh, it's from Usenet.

@Slyeek @kenbundall Don’t use Reddit slang here

🧵1/2: I’d had a few drinks in Florida and get seated next to an old guy at the poker table who’s got his phone in front of him with a screen saver of Ozzy Osbourne “Big Sabbath fan?” Stone silence I assume he’s just some grumpy old rocker

@aakashgupta Fuck off.

The burger is the cleanest example of why nutrition isn't addition. You can eat a head of lettuce, a tomato, half an onion, and a slice of cheese across three hours and your body handles them. Stack them inside two buns with a beef patty and eat the whole thing in three minutes, and your bloodstream sees something it cannot regulate. Glycemic load is the first problem. A white bun has a glycemic index around 75. Pure sugar is 100. Blood glucose spikes within 15 minutes, insulin floods in to clear it, and that insulin signal tells every fat cell in your body to open its doors. The 20g of fat from the patty and cheese gets escorted into storage. Eaten alone, that fat oxidizes for energy. Paired with a refined carb, it gets stored. Caloric density is the second. A Big Mac is 590 calories, 33g of fat, 1010mg of sodium. The lettuce, tomato, and onion contribute roughly 15 of those calories. The bun and cheese alone carry half the load. Your stomach registers volume, not calories, which is why you can finish 600 calories in three minutes and still order fries. Then the patty. Ground beef cooked at 350°F produces advanced glycation end products and heterocyclic amines. The same beef poached at 180°F has a fraction of these compounds. The "healthy ingredient" stays identical. The cooking method rewrites the chemistry. A plate with the same beef, cheese, vegetables, and a slice of bread on the side is roughly 450 calories. Takes 15 minutes to eat. Keeps you full for four hours. Same atoms. Different physics.

@BenBankas It's just really poor comedy. . .

How it all started…

@lciaer @DanFriedman81 I think it's because for a brief moment of a brief life, there is an imprint that, that person left. You get to keep that. Why have family photos, if you have memories? So you can refresh your memories/joy created by those who imprinted.

@DanFriedman81 I've never understood why anyone would want a 'signed' anything? To authenticate a unique piece, ok. You meet a hero for ~60 secs, maybe they laughed or had a meaningful exchange: that's the memory. Their scribble means nothing, and even less to anyone who wasn't there 🤷‍♂️

Some guy went to comic conventions for years, carried this book with him, stood in line to meet all these famous comic writers and artists, and got them all to sign it. Then he died, and someone threw his treasured possessions in a box and donated it to Goodwill. Nobody was close enough to him in his life to even know what this was.

@PulpoNewman Wasn't he on friends?

Americans may find this pretty funny, but this Japan bro has told me that this Navy officer from the 1800s is known by almost everyone in Japan, someone I doubt 1 in 100 Americans have even heard of before

@Noahpinion Bad take.

The "pizza cutter" is the most useless invention of all time. It does not actually cut pizza -- the single task for which it was designed. Nor is it useful for any other task.

@CacheThatCheque Eh. This is just sad.

Bring back sakoku. 90% of gaijins in Japan are retarded

🎶False flag, again?? 😱

@skdh @BrianDunning Isn't this the guy who thinks you won't poop if you don't eat? Also, sentenced to 15 months to federal prison for stuffing cookies. Kind of a shitty guy.

@BrianDunning stop making up things I didn't say

Damn, Sabine has jumped the shark way worse than I knew. She is basically the average GOP voter now.

@TheOmniLiberal Destiny is on it!!

Liberals ended slavery and liberals gave women the right to vote, though, so your example is really stupid? Sorry I'm not a revolutionary who wants to overturn and destroy our entire system for styles of government that have all monumentally failed in the past?

@romanhelmetguy @buglepong A small town isn't how you judge a society.

@buglepong You’re Singaporean, so it’s forgivable that you simply don’t know how things used to be in America. My family came from small towns with one policeman where no one ever locked their door.

Singapore is not a high trust society, it’s a port city where order is enforced by a draconian police state that canes people for stuff that isn’t even a crime here. If that police state disappeared next Tuesday, you’d have a race war by the weekend. Nice place to visit though.

@ThePoliticalHQ @TheOmniLiberal Maybe. But the claims reserve float isn't seen by the 80/20 rule. It's huge and profits made by investing the pool are held by insurance companies. There is a financial incentive to delay/deny claims.

That’s not really how it works. The 80/20 rule (the “medical loss ratio” under the Affordable Care Act) means insurers have to spend at least 80–85% of premiums on medical care and quality improvement — not that they “pay out claims” automatically or refund everything beyond 20%. They can still: - Deny claims - Narrow networks - Raise premiums - Make profits within that margin And rebates only happen if they miss that threshold, not as a guaranteed give-back every year.

Insurance companies are required to pay out claims, they can't keep more than 20% of all premiums, if they don't pay out enough claims then the rest is reimbursed to people who are insured. No one on the far left has literally any idea how insurance markets or healthcare or anything in the US works, it's just endless virtue signalling to rile people up to get some momentary popularity for their unelectable candidates while Republicans are busy destroying the country.

@paularambles This is better. Calpis - pronounced - cow piss.

i firmly believe everybody would be drinking this if they rebranded

@Mesakiv @csaurageul If they are swerving out of control, they could hit a tree, or a telephone pole or drive into a river. Are those traps? Don't think this is a good analogy.

@csaurageul I get that 100% and I'm not here defending people who bash mailboxes for fun, but the concrete pole disguised as a mailbox could get someone innocent killed I guess it's the same idea as electrified fences, and why they're not allowed in tons of places

in primary school, a kid two years older than me pushed me against a wall and punched me in the face several times He broke his finger, and I didn't even get a bloody nose I got suspended for a week, and he got one detention Despite being younger, smaller, and never throwing a punch, I was still punished more than he was, and you'd still call him the victim because he walked away worse off than I did People who think this way have no business holding any kind of authority

@ErrorVtuberArt @cryptid__ @csaurageul This.

@cryptid__ @csaurageul What normal intentions will lead someone to be harmed by a reinforced mailbox?

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