Jeremiah Suit

And don’t forget to read “The Microdose”. It’s at the very end.

Everyone that uses this app/website a lot is a total weirdo. Except me. I'm normal...but I'm the only one.

Not I. I have a giant sloppy case of steatopygia.

@ashmaaaack @baltic_dan Ummmm…excuse me? Don’t you know Oakland is known for booty? This is me getting gas.

@baltic_dan @AlexaRuthless oh my god I bet both of you would lose an ass battle foh

40 is a great age for a man

@RealKidPoker The reason why the cost to deal with a homeless seems always be the median income of a city is because the money is just being used to pay government worker or NGO salaries. The cost in NYC is also exactly the same as the median household income.

I think it’s closer to $102k per person based on what I dug up. It would be cheaper for SF to hand out a $50k brick of cash to every homeless person every year. That would save over $400 million a year. That’s not my suggestion, but it’s an illustration of just how horrendous government can be at using tax payer dollars to run programs. Where is all this money actually going?

@AnaKrivolapova The Mediterranean bay leaf is the good one...the California bay, which I've been seeing more and more in fancy grocery stores, does not taste good and is the one that makes me feel sick.

@AlexaRuthless It's amazing for broths and soups but apparently I can't hang

Second year in a row I've gotten an allergic reaction to bay leaves on my birthday, which is an allergy I've never even heard of

Wrong. She already told me "yes".

@GovPressOffice Gavin Newsom will never be President. Give it up.

California is proof you don’t have to choose between a strong economy and clean energy. The world’s 4th largest economy has run on clean power 9 out of 10 days, while cutting greenhouse gas emissions 21% and growing 81%.

@jo3amato I prefer Sam Altman's old nose.

But Harris’ ensemble is still muddled bc of notched lapels on a double-breasted jacket with fashionable one-on-one buttoning, lack of silk faced lapels, and plain buttons. He’s wearing a black suit as a tuxedo (I said the T word). The shirt sleeves are overly short as well.

@Zmei_Hhsss I told my first family that we were all going to start wearing shock collars.

Shot caller bf, shock collar gf

@AlexaRuthless Sacred-flame rituals are always a positive in my book.

@GavinNewsom You will never be President. You obliterated California. The entire country is aware of this.

$200 BILLION IS ENOUGH TO: - Double the annual per‑person spending on K–12 education. - Expand the ACA tax credit for 7 years. - Provide up to 2 million people the SNAP benefits they need. - Provide a middle class tax break of $3,500. Instead, we will spend it on an illegal war. This is only the beginning. More money will be wasted. More lives will be lost.

You actually took mushrooms, correct? Not purified psilocybin? The head that made those shrooms is probably some flunky with a bunch of monotubs in his mom's mouldy basement. Common for mushrooms to be contaminated with other fungi that contain mycotoxins, which have terrible effects on sperm count, motility, and a bunch of other things.

Two doses of magic mushrooms degraded my sperm count from the 99.6th percentile to the 77.7th. This may be a first-in-human observation. Context: we ran the most quantified magic mushroom (psilocybin) experiment ever conducted. We were asking if psilocybin is a longevity therapy. After seeing the data, we think it is (see reply post for the experiment summary). Also, like most things biology: the results are complicated. My data suggests that the magic mushrooms (psilocybin) negatively impacted my fertility markers. Before the first psilocybin dose my motile sperm count was at 99.6th percentile for men under 25 years of age, it dropped to 77.7% and partially recovered to 89.3% following the first dose, and second doses, compared to the same age cohort (numbers compare similarly to my age cohort as well). 3 days following my second dose (first dose 25 mg, second dose 28 mg) . Motility: dropped 51% . Total count: almost unchanged, dropped by 2% . Total motile count: dropped 52% . Normal morphology: dropped by 50% 20 days post 2nd dose, the pattern continued, with typical latent effects on total sperm counts Motility: recovered back to -2% of pre-psilocybin baseline: . Total count: dropped by 38%, latent effect. . Total motile count: remained inhibited at -39% of pre-psilocybin baseline, (despite motility normalizing, due to the total count drop) . Morphology normalized to -10% of baseline levels. Reduction in free testosterone might have contributed to the effect. While total serum testosterone increased by 30% 3 days following the 2nd dose (neither FSH or LH were meaningfully affected either), and continued to be at 11% above baseline, SHBG increased by 37%, SHBG binds testosterone and reduces its bioavailability and activity. My free testosterone (direct) showed 24% and 23% drops at 3 and 20 days post 2nd dose. In light of the neuroplastic, well-being, brain reset, and systemic metabolic and anti-inflammatory benefits, the trade-off is probably worth it. Especially considering that the magnitude of inhibition has no meaningful effect on actual fertility (total motile counts above 50 million are still on the safe side). This is a first-in-human observation, to our knowledge there is no published human clinical study demonstrating that psilocybin diminishes male fertility markers. General mechanistic evidence exists for recreational and psychoactive drugs possibly inhibiting fertility markers due to their effects on the hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal axis and general hormonal reset.  Yet no direct evidence for psilocybin or other similar psychedelics inhibiting fertility markers exist. A potential mechanism for the immediate inhibition of motility could involve direct serotonergic signaling in sperm. Human sperm express multiple serotonin receptors, including 5-HT2A, and one recent study found that a 5-HT2A antagonist reduced sperm motility, suggesting that 5-HT2A may regulate motility. Psilocybin is known to bind 5-HT2A with high affinity.

@xenocosmography Here's public transportation in California, the 4th largest economy in the world. I'm not helping, am I.

I keep trying to get out of "People are so incredibly retarded they probably all have to die" mode, and social media isn't helping.

@hausvespertine I ate it all last night.

@AlexaRuthless can I get a sample of the product plz

I have a penis enlargement startup.

We’ve got another big hofARTer coming soon. Could it be 50-Cent or Meghan Thee Stallion? I don’t know…you’ll just have to pay attention to find out.

Another banger from the homie, Wesley Willis...I WUPPED BATMAN'S ASS Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Wheaties, breakfast of champions

it is, in fact, good

And Hafiz and Rumi are a couple of my favorite poets, anyway.