Connor

Recorded this in my closet this weekend with a friend lol 🎶

Got a wireless air tag like disc, wrote some code for an app, connected it to my network, launched app on my phone, attached said disc to my cat. Trained my cat to come to me when it buzzes from the app. So I can essentially text my cat now lmao

@USBPChief Where are the drugs dipshit

In a coordinated joint operation, agents from the El Paso Sector assisted in shutting down a cartel stash house in Horizon City, TX. Criminal organizations use stash houses to temporarily conceal illegal aliens or contraband until their “cargo” can be transported further into the U.S. Working alongside our law enforcement partners, we will continue to target these uninhabitable cesspools. @USBPChiefEPT @CBP

@ItsKingSlime Most people work 160+ hours per month. Cry more

Jasontheween’s Ex-GF ‘Sakura’ started 2025 making $2-3K/month while streaming on Twitch for 100+ hours 👀 Sakura’s been streaming for 5 years, but since dating Jason, she ended January 2026 with over 8K subs, making $25K+/month from Twitch subs alone 💰

@mrcookieman139 @ElephantofLox @Yummysnummies @AmericaPapaBear IRS and SSA overpay all the time. You do have to pay it back though. No interest thankfully but yeah - government gonna win

This woman finishes her taxes and sees that she’s getting over $900,000 in a refund. She said she’s happy but wonders if she’s gonna go to jail.

@MUFChaven @raphousetv2 Venomous*

@raphousetv2 I may be naive here but how did a snake as poisonous as a cobra find its way into an apartment building in what I believe to be very populated city? Is this normal occurrence? Genuine question if any Nigerian wants to shed some light on?

Singer and The Voice alum Ifunanya Nwangene, 26, has died after being bitten by a cobra in her sleep at her Abuja apartment. She was taken to clinics, but doctors were unable to treat her because antivenom was unavailable—even at the Federal Medical Centre—despite desperate efforts by friends to find it. She later succumbed to the snakebite.💔🕊️

@interesting_aIl Open the door of the microwave. Literally a button guide for all these options plastered there

How tf did I just learn this today

@webisticsdawg @InternetH0F Accidental racism lmao

@InternetH0F that’s not Jon Jones you fucking idiot

The moment N3on realized Adin Ross and Jon Jones were gonna be best friends 💀

@Swift_Pilot @Acyn

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying….Everything that is in these files—it could bring an entire house down. And if it has to, it has to. If it brings down Democrats, bring them down. If it brings down Republicans, bring them down. Bring down princes, world leaders, Hollywood people, bring them down. But what it feels like right now is that there's a giant cabal of people that do not have to listen to the law

@dotsfvv Looks like a short. Usually caused by the stand-off screws not being installed correctly or were damaged. If your motherboard is touching your case, this is what it looks like when you try and power on

@BigDickBarclay It’s called attic ambering. Resin and tree sap get forced out - no structural effect

Hey framing guys. Why does some wood do this? I’ve seen it in crawlspaces and attics. Just randomly a couple of the boards will look like they are trying to make maple syrup at home.

@ImMeme0 This video is from November 2024 lmfaoooo

HOLY MACRO! Gas in Oklahoma has dropped below $2! That’s roughly 59% lower than the average gas price during Biden’s 4 years in office. Under Biden, Oklahoma’s average gas price was $3.17.

@dian_arifiya “Best goop around”

Japanese food is the best, healthy and safe

@EricTrump @ABTC

Welcome to American Bitcoin @ABTC

@Roseeyoulove @sophieraiin I’d take a nice burger over all that

@sophieraiin Or me ?

me or 2 billion dollars

@dom_lucre Not really. Seeing as you can select whatever country you want

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: X just officially updated every profile to show which county they originated from, nothing will ever be the same.

@OneBadDude_ 🤦‍♂️

@realStockes He should ask for a raise…

Clay Higgins, who compares his love for Israel to his love for his wife and daughter, was the ONLY member of Congress to vote NO on the Epstein Files Transparency Act!

@NerveStriker005 @MAGACult2 youtube.com/live/f5HnB9u0z… 4 hours and 16 minutes in. Enjoy

@MAGACult2 I neeeeeeed the whole interview 😂😂😂😂 he was pissed. They even called the wife and she tried to reason the fact that shes not a whore and her kids were bastards & his loser ass is taking care of those bastards because again SHE’S A WHORE, freak bitch if you will.

It is a proven fact the average Maga individual has a 12 point lower IQ than a liberal.

@AndrewKolvet Funny thinking about you with a morning wood with images of Charlie in your brain

I miss Charlie. He’s still the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing that goes through my mind at night. He was an icon, a leader, and a hero to multiple generations. He was also my business partner, friend, and brother. There is no getting over this.

@Kevin70064749 @ACZT2 @Petty_Ruxspin @chrisgosney4 @catturd2 Hey you know you can use your own eyes right? Only see one in their underwear big dog

@ACZT2 @Petty_Ruxspin @chrisgosney4 @catturd2 Sure.. Let's believe the MSM.... Both dude were in their underwear..... Hook line and sinker!

I’ll be able to talk about what happened at my house soon. It’s really bad. Thank God for my local law-enforcement and the FBI.