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@larssivertsen @timstillman_ I agree with your point but prem teams need more than one match day rest to balance what they have to do to challenge in the prem.

@timstillman_ I think that is true, but I also don't think Arsenal would have approached the game tomorrow like this if they had rested all 1 1 at the weekend.

Yin and yang. Uncompetitive, monopolised leagues mean teams like PSG and Bayern can be nicely rested and produce games like this. PL teams for whom pretty much every game is tight and difficult and can’t rest players at the weekend probably can’t, no.

@TheNewsAgents @HarryScoffin @lewis_goodall “You say what you like because they like what you say”

"They consider themselves educated progressives, they call MAGA & Reform radicalised - I think online life does that to people of all stripes" @lewis_goodall responds after receiving 'sh*t' from online Starmer supporters for his Ch4 doc ‘Keir Starmer: Where Did It All Go Wrong?’

@barneyronay I actually think we’ve played ok considering Uruguay have 10 men behind the ball and these players have rarely played together

On balance this is the worst football match I've ever seen

@larssivertsen So you realistically think this World Cup will go ahead

Trump admitting that the US can't guarantee the safety of participating nations at the World Cup seems like a big deal to me.

@4Pramod What’s with that silly circle run he does. Pass the ball.

Why the hell Martinelli is picking up the ball near their box and running back to the half way line ? He has done that thrice now. #UCL.

@anon_opin In fairness my parents beat the shit outta me and I still think the world revolves around me.

Gentle parenting is producing a generation of entitled little shits that thinks the world revolves around them. Be loving and compassionate, but don't be scared to say no to your kids and enforce some fucking boundaries for gods sake

@Simply_Spurs @maxrushden

*West Ham winless in 10 PL games* Dr Tottenham:

@nw_nicholas He will simply restart another party after paying a fine. Rinse and repeat

What happens to Reform when Farage finally gets prosecuted for money laundering?

@Reg791 @LeGrove Gabriel

@LeGrove Name one player apart from Timber who was any good!

7th Premier League game Gyokeres has failed to have a single shot

@Simply_Spurs @maxrushden

*Bournemouth winless in 11 games* Dr Tottenham:

@George_Zur I hope so. I want us to really pull away

@LeGrove Why can’t we score. It’s crazy

Shots to goals against this month… my word Arsenal

@barneyronay House is friends for the parent generation…

Very true of House, life and everything theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@Herring1967 Do you remember your favourite joke from that era?

23 years of Warming Ups (every day) How many more years will I manage? richardherring.substack.com/p/how-do-i-sle…. Stay tuned to find out. Here's how I looked in 2002 (right) with cold heartless self-serving automaton.

@maxrushden Spurs “we are shocking” Man Utd “hold my beer”

Football weekly now on YouTube 👍❤️⚽️ youtu.be/7I5BxyQYQuA?si…

@jamesallcott Objectively hilarious if Everton win

Does that need to be a red???

@barneyronay Arsenal need a ten point lead by Jan 1st then il start to believe.

The most fun anyone in the world had today theguardian.com/football/2025/…

@Tim_Burgess Can’t go to the gig as it’s crazy expensive. Unless you like punk like me then it’s only £20.

Go to that gig. listen to that song, dust off that record player, learn to play that guitar. Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that x

@stats_feed Stewart Lee

Who, in your opinion, is the greatest stand-up comedian of all time?

@RealTimVine Best hotel in Liverpool

I don’t whether it’s deliberate or accidentally loud air conditioning, but walking down the corridor of The Titanic Hotel in Liverpool there’s a low hum as though the ship’s engine can be heard as it makes its way towards the you know what. Very atmospheric.