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@lord_magnifier Androgyny is not something I owe other people; it is something we all owe God
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@queeraye
Faith, hope, and love ✝️🏳️🌈| Church, cooking, politics, shitposting | please don't expect anything from me | married, bi, nb | not on as much, dm for discord
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@ohiojesustwink I thought you were exaggerating but it is literally 6 minutes straight of her counting money. This is like the setup for the worst porn you’ll ever watch
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I actually love this one because she spends 6 minutes counting the money. It’s Akerman-esque
Marshall13@Marshall3215
Surprise: A military husband reunites with his wife while she’s at work
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8000 words done in a story about austro-hungarian office workers in the 1990s. Yeah it's the same setting. there's a woman who likes to collect military uniforms
yoshimi red@nise_yoshimi
if I ever have the energy for it I'd love to do a proper Austria-Hungary alt history story tbh
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@postoctobrist @real_bogdweller Accidentally killing a rabbitgirl by invading her personal space all night
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you can definitely do lethal wildlife photography if you’re bad enough at wildlife photography
limpkin@acealeam
this is wildlife photography btw
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@thecheesyboy @CasualThursday A gimlet is with lime cordial, not lime juice, at least not lime juice as it is kept in bars today
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@CasualThursday Is this not a classic cocktail?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimlet_(c…
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Worst Drink Order of the Night:
Guy: Can I get gin and lime juice…
Me: (waiting patiently for the rest of the sentence, eyebrows raised inquisitively)
Guy: …please.
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@PerthshireMags Oh 100%, and it’s a different tea every day too ofc.
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@PerthshireMags I eat the same breakfast (porridge with chopped banana) and lunch (cheese sandwich) every working day.
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@gem_ste Exactly, the SNP is not Sinn Fein, if there’s no co-operation from Westminster there is no armed wing carrying on the struggle from the other end of things to push things on
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I highly doubt it. Even if the SNP gain a majority and demand a referendum, when Westminster says no then what? The SNP simply doesn't have the chops to take the next necessary steps when faced with London's intransigence.
Keiran Pedley@keiranpedley
Said it before and I’ll say it again The U.K. is sleepwalking towards Scottish independence
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What happens when the global circumstances change so much that there is no way for the number to be adjusted to disguise that those two things are related? That’s the Cool Zone
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This is literally what prices at grocery stores do, they disguise the entire world of causation and supply chains and geography and everything, it all just gets turned into a number which can theoretically be adjusted to account for any difficulty in those circumstances
Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛@PinballWiz4rd
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Sorry if this is your wedding then you’ve gotta have better fight choreography, this is ass.
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom
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@PinstripeBungle Yeah, or like this kinda thing. Saw one almost identical about electric cars the other day
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@queeraye what’s the one just picking random letters to do the end times
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its so cool how many ads on here are timecube level crazy people now
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@real_bogdweller @BadGeef “Nobody can be a perfect 10 if there’s no depictions of anyone’s faces”
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If nothing else the story of the garden of gethsemane proves that jesus had a terminal case of Co-Worker Face. Completely average looking guy, the median human, you could not pick this man out of a crowd if the governorship of Judea depended on it, and it did
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