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@Todd_Spence Hugh Grant was already scheduled to appear on the Tonight Show to promote Nine Months. Props to him not to cancel. Leno’s life changed forever that day

In 1995, Hugh Grant made his first public appearance on Jay Leno's The Tonight Show after his widely reported arrest for soliciting a prostitute. It resulted in Leno finally defeating Letterman in the ratings, and becoming the #1 late night talk show for the next nineteen years.

@JoshHall2024 Replace newsomes name with Trumps name and than I would believe you

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 NEWSOM'S LAPTOP - A laptop belonging to California Governor Gavin Newsom has allegedly been discovered containing evidence of the Governor engaging in ILLEGAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES including alcohol and cocaine-fueled parties with minors and sex with both MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUTES, which is a federal crime. Newsom is said to be PERSONALLY SEEN using drugs in photographs on the laptop and the contents of the Newsom laptop apparently make Hunter Biden look like a choir boy when you compare them to what was discovered on his. This is THE SCANDAL OF THE DECADE for the Democratic Party, as DOZENS of other politicians and celebrities are allegedly in videos and photos on the laptop engaging in these illegal and lewd acts. This likely just ended Newscum's bid for the presidency before it even started and the careers of countless Democrat politicians... WE DEMAND A FULL DOJ INVESTIGATION NOW! 💪🏻🇺🇸

@turningpointjpn Disneyland cast members think they own the world. It’s a theme park not Fort Knox.

悲報：ディズニーはカップルに謝罪し、補償を申し出たが、カップルはその補償を受け入れなかった。 男性は数か月かけてプロポーズを計画し、事前に別の職員からステージ使用の許可を得ていたと説明しているが、別の従業員が介入したことで計画は台無しとなった。 ディズニーは公式に謝罪し、補償として無料の滞在を提案したが、男性は「その瞬間は戻らない」として受け入れを拒否した。（2022:NYT、CNN）

@BJMHBNT Probably would have done the same thing if he went to a nazi rally and saw hitler himself

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@JakeLandauTO Get a Lively jitterbug especially designed for old foggies like him

Let's be clear, this has nothing to do with age. Plenty of seniors are adept with modern technology, it has everything to do with personal motivation and stubbornness. Computers have been normal in the workplace for more than half this man's life.

@cctvfootages Some people are just dicks for no reason

@SarahLarchmont When he started an unnecessary war that cost innocent civilians their lives. He still managed to get in a Golf game or two.

Your task is to write Trumps obituary. What are you saying:

@HistoryUnd That’s takashi from Revenge of the Nerds. What the fuck is a frush

1983 Justine Bateman's 17th birthday party with Sarah Jessica Parker(Square Pegs), Kari Michaelsen (GiveMe A Break), Jason Bateman (SilverSpoons), Michael J. Fox (Family Ties),Mindy Cohn (Facts of Life).

@SoyBvip Tastes good when you eat off a chicks ass

Si sabes que es, podemos ser amigos toda la vida…

@Suzierizzo1 Buy a jitterbug smart phone. Design for old foggies like him. Problem over

This 81 year old man is a lifelong Dodgers fan & has been a season pass holder for over 50 years & was just told that he would no longer be allowed to get printed tickets only digital from now on & he’s barely able to navigate a computer & phone.Dodgers aren’t replying to anyone.

@RealEmirHan Worst show on television. Loved the comic book hater the show

@ImMeme0 Why would you post this. You are mentally deranged. I hope this is a post April fools joke. That would make a lot of sense. Get a life.

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

@HumansNoContext Future serial killer.

Where are the parents?

@Rupp45 I’d wear welding gloves if I’d handle a Wagner card

Let's goooo! Anyone believe this? Haha

@DylanIsADragon Quit whiny douche bag. Oh yeah you’re a Whiner fan. I guess it goes with the territory

The Rams are an embarrassingly soft organization. They were too scared to play the 49ers at THEIR OWN STADIUM so they begged the NFL to allow them to play that game in Australia.

Scary: Jets HC Aaron Glenn believes that Geno Smith will lead the team to a Super Bowl this season. "He's the guy that's going to lead us to the promised land." New York football is finally back 🔥👀

@CrunchyPBJ78 @FunMovieTVFan @TheRealDudja Corey Mastersons best roll. The bra bomb scene rocks

@FunMovieTVFan @TheRealDudja Where’s School of Hard Knockers

Pick your top two college comedies....

@barstoolsports Pete Carroll said the same thing last year

Take the Jets to the promised land, Geno!

@EricTrump @megforflorida @GovRonDeSantis @JamesUthmeierFL The demon spawn had nothing to do with this.

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially…. “President Donald J. Trump International Airport!” Proud to have played a small role in making this happen. Huge thanks to @megforflorida, @GovRonDeSantis, @JamesUthmeierFL, and the overwhelming majority in the Florida House!

@Matt_Pinner Al Michaels. Sat in front of me at a exhibition game at the LA coliseum

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?