Greta Gaybo

Sorry to disappoint any new followers, but mostly I just drink wine with my cats and tweet snarky things about D-list celebrities.

@Mr_Fanta_Pants It can't hurt to try, right?

@robcoco Maybe some poppers?

Have we tried opening up the Strait of Hormuz with a little light fingering?

@benisjammin93 All straights are close minded until you get to work.

This might be the worst thing I've ever tweeted, and I once live tweeted inherited vintage porn.

@PureBredGay She's a lesbian who yells at children, practically a modern-day Jesus if you ask me.

I don’t know who this Roan is or what happened at the Chapel, an frankly I don’t care to.

I've decided she's right.

robcoco 🤝 platonic lady friends

I was telling one of my colleagues today about how this guy kind of ghosted me recently, and she launched into this very passionate "How dare he, what a fucking moron, does he even know who you are?" kind of speech and it actually made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.

@jmj94_ It's good for that, absolutely. I just haaaaate Endgame so that's always a skip for me.

I'm just going to send this to my therapist and let them figure it out.

I have experienced the feeling of vindication

Chappell Roan:

@benisjammin93 Understandable, but how do you feel about it as a person who loves to see people make fools of themselves?

Nothing piques my interest quite like the words 'self-represented'.

@ThisIsCorey Looking good!

Gotta get those gains

@hammocklyfe I haven't been paying much attention to it all, other than the fact I find it extremely funny

@robcoco So you missed the "apology"?

I'd like to think there's a some universe out there in which Chappel Roan roams the streets looking for children to yell at. Inspiring.

@oways_owais OK, but that's exactly what I'm picturing.

@ape_descendent @sueytweets Yeah, basically! And apparently asses are fine, just no dicks.

@robcoco @sueytweets So just extremists, bots & snuff films, eh?

When will I be allowed to see a penis on Twitter again?