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So we did it. I married @j_mack17694 yesterday. It was so much fun.

@edv4rd0 🤣

Looking suspiciously at cheap butter in the aisle; "are you yank white 'butter'?"

@black13830 They are pulling out of having data centres here. They don’t want to do business with us.

Ours is too expensive, so lookee here, the Americans are taking over. Not only do they want to deposit their data centres, build bunkers to hide in, destroy our environment for mining... Cut-price American butter causing confusion among some shoppers share.google/3sbggqTCTZBXEk…

@JOSH______NZ It’s fucked

The system in this country is so incredibly fucked up and backwards, this is absolutely disgusting (Second picture is the reply they received, as per the original post)

I must be a teenager again. Every week I seem to have a new pimple on my nose. WTF.

I like how National is a party for business but we seem to have businesses leaving in droves. They weren’t happy with citizens leaving to Australia so they are sending businesses there too.

@TheGradyConnell 🤣

Do you think it still works?

@cherrycola_nz I’m sure you will make it look amazing.

@VeronicaGlamis It’s both of them really.

@ThisIsCorey That Chris Luxon - he doesnt see himself as unlikable.

Politicians like @chrisluxonmp make Judith Collins look like very accomplished! Fear, loathing and respect: Judith Collins bows out after 24 years in politics, says people ‘don’t like a strong woman’, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/fe…

@cherrycola_nz Fancy.

@lspjkl I mean you could do it anyway, just to make yourself feel better

HAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, AND IT COST 70 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!💀💀

Non-celebrity publishes children's book.

@blueeyes_ben_ Still here. Never left.

It’s been a while. Are the gays still using this platform?

@robcoco That would happen. Not enough people would use it.

They should make a version of Grindr for people who are actually capable of human interactions.

@RichardHills_ @the_traitors_ I can’t wait. I’ll be watching it the day it comes out on the App

This Traitors UK lineup! 😱😮👏🏻💜 #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors @the_traitors_ bbc.com/mediacentre/20…

@kylemdub It’s getting up there. We are edging closer to $4/L

Coming back to this tweet because I paid $5.09/gal to fill up this week 💀

@robcoco All the positions

@ThisIsCorey In, around, on top of, underneath, etc.

Starting a rumour that RobCoco is a fugly slut.

@robcoco We all have a slut within us

@ThisIsCorey So you think I'm a slut? Well, Taylor Swift has a song about this!