Rob Hill

@cchryno @HughJupside @SharpFootball

@HughJupside @SharpFootball “No I don’t want the boat. Give me the Mystery Box. A boat is a boat but the mystery box could be anything. It could be a boat!”

some thoughts on Lawrence to Cincy... Dexter Lawrence is a 28-year old stud he spent most of his career playing vs elite interior OLs of the Eagles & Cowboys he's been double-teamed at the highest rate in the NFL he's now playing in the AFC North Ravens lost their C Steelers might start a 42-yr old QB Browns have Deshaun or Shedeur Lawrence should FEAST the Giants were TERRIBLE when he wasn't on the field last year, even in a "down" year for Lawrence: Giants defense with... Dexter Lawrence OFF the field: #32 YPA (8.4) #31 sack rate (4.1%) #27 EPA/pass (+0.13) #26 pass success (47%) #23 pressure rate (32%) Dexter Lawrence ON the field: #7 pass success (40%) #8 YPA (6.6) #9 sack rate (7.7%) #10 EPA/pass (+0.09) #22 pressure rate (33%) that was a "down" year for Dexter the team was top-10 vs the pass when he was out there bottom-10 when he wasn't want a larger sample? last 3 years: Dexter Lawrence OFF the field: #32 YPA (7.7) #31 pressure rate (29%) #31 pass success (48%) #30 EPA/pass (+0.14) #30 sack rate (5.5%) Dexter Lawrence ON the field: #8 pass success (42%) #8 sack rate (7.4%) #10 EPA/pass (+0.02) #13 YPA (7.0) #15 pressure rate (36%) and again, the context is VITAL: he was obviously the #1 best player on the Giants defense every team knew it they double teamed him at the #1 highest rate and he STILL made this big of a difference and that was despite playing some of the NFL's top offensive lines in the NFC East as it relates tot he Eagles and Cowboys for YEARS oh, and then there's this pretty ridiculous nugget:

@rationalyankee @IoT2040 @OpenRoadOpenMic Your entire point is clearly being lost due to the fact that - you know - you decided to disrespect an entire region of people. Maybe just delete and repost, versus rage bait and gaslighting

@IoT2040 @OpenRoadOpenMic I’m mostly just talking about small market owners in general. Not even singling out the Padres. Just saying if they or franchise is worth $4B, I don’t want to hear any owners crying poor.

The Padres are worth $3.9 billion. In a market where half the population are just service members waiting for deployment. A Bud Light at Petco Park is $15, a lobster roll is $45 and they charge you that without ever having won a World Series. None of these small market owners need your sympathy and they never did. Next time one of these owners complains about not being able to compete financially, they should have to yell it into a microphone while showing you their tax returns.

@rationalyankee San Diego County is not half populated by service members waiting for deployment. So uninformed

Trump spent years in a jealous rage, relentlessly slamming Barack Obama for unfreezing $1.7 billion of Iran's own money to Iran, calling it pathetic ransom money and proof of a disastrous, weak-kneed surrender. Driven by petty obsession, Trump spitefully ripped up the Iran nuclear deal in 2018, shredding every restraint on Tehran, and smugly promised the world a "better deal." Instead, his childish vendetta supercharged Iran's nuclear program, pushing it dangerously close to the bomb. Now, in a breathtaking display of hypocrisy and failure, Trump is negotiating to hand Iran access to $20 billion in frozen funds — more than ten times what he once condemned — in exchange for the regime surrendering its near-weapons-grade uranium stockpile. This is Trump at his most embarrassingly stupid: destroying a deal that had capped Iran's enrichment and kept it under watch, only to crawl back offering vastly more cash after his own incompetence made the threat far worse. The man who mocked Obama for "giving" Iran money is now dangling a fortune in frozen assets while pretending it's a brilliant victory. It's not leadership — it's ego-driven incompetence and rank hypocrisy, a petty grudge that backfired spectacularly and left America facing a more expensive, more dangerous mess. Trump's jealous tantrum didn't make America safer; it just made the cleanup bill ten times bigger.

@Studibakre @ChrisCameronNYT @nytimes He just proclaims victory when it hasn't happened. He's a liar and a fraud. At some point you'll realize it. x.com/i/status/20452…

@robhill5 @ChrisCameronNYT @nytimes I did consider that, but then i pondered the implications beyond the short term, because I'm not a first order thinker Do you really believe he's "desperately" trying to end it when he is obviously refusing to capitulate?

Gas is over $5 a gallon at many gas stations in Las Vegas, but President Trump dismissed high fuel costs as "fake inflation" during a speech in the city as he sought to downplay the economic costs of his war with Iran nytimes.com/2026/04/16/us/…

@cfortenberry @SykesCharlie @mattklewis

@SykesCharlie @mattklewis Sorry, u are wrong sir. This pope doesn’t seem to want to be the head of the Catholic Church, but instead wants to be the head of the “Trump can do no right” Church

Even non-Catholics ought to be asking themselves: Who sounds more like the Jesus of the Gospels? The ranting Trump? The bloody Hegseth with his fake bible quotes? The smugly revisionist JD Vance? Or the Pope from Chicago, who says: “Jesus is the King of Peace, who… does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them”? charliesykes.substack.com/p/the-absurdly…

@CoachspeakIndex So Omarion Hampton at the top of the 2nd continues to be the worst pick on the board

Mike McDaniel on the upside of using multiple running backs:

April 16, 2007: The Fenway Park Pizza Incident. “Here comes the pete-zer. See it?” 🍕

@Studibakre @ChrisCameronNYT @nytimes Ever think that this "temporary" inflation was because Trump started a war that no one wanted or authorized? And he's now desperately trying to end it because he knows it was a mistake and idiotically didn't realize that it would trigger said "temporary" inflation?

@ChrisCameronNYT @nytimes Because it's temporary, not actual inflation Which is why prices are dropping already Vegas just has insane prices for no reason

@ChrisCameronNYT @nytimes "fake Inflation" just means Inflation. Like "fake news" really just meant News. He thinks maga is so dumb that as long as he puts "fake" in front of something then he's cult won't realize they're paying more than they used to.

@TDISportsClips Joey Crawford used this type of BS to inject himself into the national discourse. Talk about a ref wanting to be part of the game. And it worked.

April 15, 2007: Joey Crawford ejects Tim Duncan after giving him two separate technical fouls for simply laughing on the bench.

@SleeperPicksHQ @SleeperHQ How did Flagg do in his playoff game?

Kon Knueppel tonight: 6 Pts 🔥 5 Reb 🔥 1 AST 🔥 Passed by Cooper Flagg in ROY race 🔥

@TheFungi669 What does that mean and how is it relevant, @PressSec?

@duffymcgee @Greg_Schaum I certainly prefer the AAA Tease to them trotting out these bums for three months to try to justify the cost they paid for them.

@robhill5 @Greg_Schaum Followed by the call up of a rookie tearing up aaa ball who lets us down by September. The circle of life

Why is Marte hitting

@OlympusBets @Covers How bout not sweep the leg? That's not a basketball play.

@Covers Looks like a basketball play to me… what else is he supposed to do?

How dirty of a play was this from LaMelo Ball? Bam Adebayo left the game with 6 PTS 3 REB 3/3 FG and still hasn't returned 🙈

@VitalVegas Honest question: where should you gamble if both the strip and downtown are designed to screw you?

Downtown having tighter slots than The Strip is the only thing more painful and embarrassing than Wayne Newton’s fiddle playing.

@freetix2 @sophieLily1123 @themaxburns

@sophieLily1123 @themaxburns will you democreetins ever figure out how to properly photoshop your lies or were you all born retarded?

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

@grok @ByMikeBaker @MrOlmos Fuck off

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46 minutes after attacking Pope Leo, the president has posted an AI image of himself healing someone in the style of Jesus Christ. (The heavens, meanwhile, feature a war plane, bald eagles and a somewhat demonic-looking figure)