Robyn Montague

When people say, “nip it in the butt,” I just don’t understand how they graduated high school and can’t comprehend actual English phrases. #nipitinthebud

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@DaynaDevon In 1993, I worked for the @Mariners as a ball girl. Brendan Frasier was throwing out the first pitch and it was my night to escort him to the mound. He was honestly the nicest man and took so much time just to talk me and get to know me, which celebrities rarely did.

Happy National Wine Day! unexpectedmom.wordpress.com/2021/05/26/hap…

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I know it’s #NationalRescueDogDay, but we rescued a kitten that week and she is the cutest baby!

@kirkhawkins Small Wonder! It was about the little girl whose dad was an alien and he spoke to her through a ball and she could freeze time by putting her 2 fingers together. Also, we both just dated ourselves!

@linzpool I ❤️ you sweet girl and am blessed to know you!

😍 for @AnthonyMackie.

The only time I ever feel really bad about myself is when my Face ID won’t enable. Like, do I really look *that* bad?

I literally can’t tell you just how much I love @AlexBorstein.

5 years ago I was at @flyLAXairport and walked past @ChrisEvans. Like, we were so close that we could’ve high fived each other. But it was so early and I looked awful so I was too embarrassed to say anything. To this day, EVERY DAY, I role play what I should’ve done differently.

Helicopters are on their way! 🙌🏻

#BlueRidgeFire Aprox 8000 acres 0% containment Push towards Chino Hills last night but no homes damaged. Weather expected to improve today w/winds predicted to be 10 mph w/gusts of 20 mph. Aircraft firefighting assets are anticipated to be used provided the weather cooperates.

Also, is there any thing @SterlingKBrown can’t do?

After watching all 3 seasons of @MaiselTV, I truly believe, with all of my heart that @audreyelizam is the real Midge Maisel, but the Gentile version.

New fav quote, “I look like an angry building.” - Benjamin Ettenberg @ZacharyLevi @MaiselTV @RachelBros

I love Hollywood more than anyone I know, but come on @jimmykimmel. Politics and religion (and for that matter ENTERTAINMENT) do NOT go hand in hand, but making statements like you just did show just how ignorant you actually are. @TheEmmys #emmys2020 #emmys #emmys20

@enews My first cry of the night.

Congrats to Daniel Levy for Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series for #SchittsCreek! #Emmys 😭😭eonli.ne/35S7RJF