Ruby

me and the boys are having sex with the voices in my head later, if you’re interested

emotional regulation is just mise en place 🥰 container = the deli cup label = what the feeling actually is date = when you’ll revisit it lid = boundaries fridge = not everything has to sit on the counter all day

@YucketySux NO I MEANT THE BOTTLE IT COMES IN XDDD

sounds like a damn rattlesnake when ur beatin they meat

@KilValmer LITERALLY or wait actually idk if they need it? Maybe some are more stable and don't need stirring. But yes they should have it for ME and my satisfaction

@rubyccooper they should all have that

nail polish with the lil clacky clacky shakeup bead like spray paint can

spitefully: "omgosh just like minecraft"

during sex: "omgosh just like minecraft"

@adastroworld @offbeatorbit i was like "i wonder how important that stuff is, like sorta useful or?" and yes, every second!!

@offbeatorbit MobileHelp is cheaper, and pretty much the same thing. My dad refused to use his but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was looking up Life Alert for my dad just in case (he would be PISSED if he knew this) and you guys…I had no idea how expensive this shit is loooool this is CRAZY. Damn near $90 a month for a subscription

my therapist made one tasteful self-disclosure and my codependent brain immediately opened a google doc called "how we fix her life together" while googling "is anonymous medical philanthropy a boundary violation"

walked alone at the lake, two guys turned around and followed me and said hi when i stopped. :) then a car of 4 guys went by and yelled "DEFINITELY A PROSTITUTE" and then 2 minutes later a guy waved from his car and was like "hi beautiful i just wanna know how you got a 6 pack??"

ChatGPT wrote it’s entire response as an annotated image when it could have totally just done text, I didn’t ask for it or anything xD

I am sunshine, passing by

Many are still asleep but it’s not our job to wake them

simply put , "transaction relationships" become a term because some people need to know Support is not supposed to become leverage..,.,,,,,,,

@jeremybooth @RikOostenbroek OH THAT'SSS how you keep from smudging paint!! i was always like , i guess i just have to accept my shoulder will never be strong enough....

@RikOostenbroek It’s a staple and stabilizes my hand. The mahl stick is widely used in painting and sign painting to keep the hand stable.

Life update: Still making art. 🤠

the best, most sustainable masturbation fantasy is probably just: variety, honesty with yourself, and not using fantasy to avoid your actual life💋you don’t have to purge every pornbrained image from your head like it’s cheating or mental poison. balance,, remains undefeated

sometimes it’s healthy to access that primal part of yourself you don’t get in day to day life. like yes please make my body believe i am being hunted by something that understands stairs

"ai was built on society’s knowledge, so society should get half" bro the wheel was built on collective knowledge too. can i have half of Boeing? today bernie sanders said let’s play ninjas, but my special power is i get half your company when i yell "dibs"

what’s the big deal about hot tubs. why not just have a beer with me in my bathtub full of hot water. i’ll light candles. i’ll still get so dehydrated i vomit and faint, if that’s important to the experience

@mnghfuck LITERALLY LOL “hey babycakes you’re so special to me: here’s the ring I give to every girl who makes me feel kinda weird 🫡🥴”

@rubyccooper i mean i’d ask for it back if it was my grandma’s ring, but probably wouldn’t give it to the “next girl” cuz then it’s just kinda weird at that point 😭

giving a girl your grandmother’s engagement ring and then asking for it back after the breakup so you can give it to the next girl is so funny like babe at what point is this romance and at what point is this just family jewelry on a romantic lease😄