Jack Schmit

@Hoopss Your mom, inhaled 20 dicks in one night.....#Goat.....I hear she still knows some of the dudes she sucked off. Not your dad......no one know who that lil bitch is.

— Kareem at 41 only averaging 10.1 PPG — Jordan at 41 out of the league — Kobe at 41 out of the league — Shaq at 41 out of of the league — Magic at 41 out of the league — Bird at 41 out of the league — Hakeem at 41 out of the league Meanwhile, 41 year old LeBron James putting up 30 PTS on 92% in his 23rd season. This is why he's the GREATEST

@BackAftaThis He is both a gem and a turd

Mike Francesa explains how to navigate watching multiple NCAA tournament games that are being played at the same time. STEP 1: Grab remote. STEP 2: Change the channel.

My bracket is fine, WI didn't help it.....but....Bucky doesn't help many brackets ether they never do

@ExxAlerts "I've only trafficked ugly girls....gee wiz guys"

NEW: Man who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein speaks out. "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete."

@barstoolsports but I guy that failed to win in the clutch.......top pick. F this guy....F him right in his narrow, freshly cleaned ass by you folks, fuck em......fuck Barstool BTW.

AJ DYBANSTA IS NASTY

@BernieSanders You are a 80 yo commie fucktard the person that posted this is a 25 yo commie fucktard that you have infected. Has blue hair, no friends, no family, but has been infected by your bullshit. Also, fuck your commie ass.

Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.

@Libs_OfChicago my 2026 summer goal, is to run down a bicyclist

From around Bryn Mawr to Lawerence this stretch of Lincoln sucks.

@barstoolsports Stop fluffing nickles, that aren't worth 1 cent......fucking fanboys.....go shower together or don't......I've seen ya'll in public.

Needs To Happen Immediately: Master P Reportedly Wants To Become The Next Head Coach For Arizona State Basketball s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@DrRitaDed A future mass shooter.

Congratulations to my good friend Andiee on your beautiful baby. You're such a great father

@AntiLibMemes Cunt

Describe Greta Thunberg using ONE word

@AnnieAgar your high heels, step on your own balls, with this pick.

“how big of a hater are you?” me:

@SenDuckworth I bet my legs, vs your legs......that you are lying. and you hold no truth, nor any capital in this bet.

Under the SAVE Act, you cannot use your driver's license to register to vote. Republicans want you to buy a passport instead. If you can afford one. This is a modern-day poll tax.

@NycVipers Steve Kerr

Where is the proof that Jordan developed his teammates🤔

@barstoolsports I'd slam 4 beers early....graze on the dogs during the game. Use the last 5 beers to wash it down.

The 9-9-9 Challenge Is Under Attack s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@DefiantLs "i've never trafficked this many girls before.......2 maybe 3.....but not this guy"

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"

@AllegedlyJack @awstar11 @FrankOrr255596 He will be the true Supreme Leader of Iran......not the dozen or so folks who got smoted from above.

@awstar11 @FrankOrr255596 Iran is lulling us into a false sense of security by sacrificing several Ayatollahs, most of their ministers and generals...

Yup, they’ve got us on the ropes

@accnetwork @DukeMBB They high-fived the refs after the game.

COMEBACK COMPLETE 😈 DUKE RALLIES FOR ITS LARGEST COMEBACK OF THE SEASON! @DukeMBB

@CWBChicago kid wanted to be a doctor, or a lawyer......then.....

A 16-year-old who pulled a gun and tried to rob a man working in West Pullman yesterday afternoon is dead. The worker, who was not hurt, turned out to be a concealed carry holder. Officers at the scene said there appeared to be an exchange of gunfire. cwbchicago.com/2026/03/concea…

@BackAftaThis @TheVicMonte vic might be retarded

@TheVicMonte Yes, it's unheard of for a 61% free throw shooter to miss free throws.

Was the Ending of Louisville (-4.5) vs. South Florida Rigged? You Tell Me?

@StrayExe @dom_lucre you are both dumb, and know nothing about gold. But I hope your parents hated you.

@dom_lucre For those wondering this is made out of real gold. So yea.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Balenciaga is going viral after selling this handbag for $1790.