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No, Axl Rose, the jungle shall not welcome you. It shall devour you without warning, like your desires. #Twertzog
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Born Slippy
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Born Slippy
@scottbishop
songwriter/noisemaker/father/dog petter (he/him). Latest project: NBWaves, featuring samples recorded around my current home city of New Bedford MA.
Massachusetts, USA Beigetreten Mart 2008
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@ClueHeywood Old Michigan steams like that guitar player’s jeans
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I don’t know if anyone else here went to Irish Times in DC in the 1990s, but they had a guitarist every night who would do the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and he wore such tight pants you could tell he had one ball on each side of the seam, guy broke in half just like the ship
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@MediumSizeMeech Looks more like the opposite is “tiny hands and thigh pockets”
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@Kristen_Arnett “You will feel my vengeance at the edge of my blardé!” I shout, as “The Sweetest Taboo” plays in the background
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i’ve been saying it like this for the last 24 hours and now we all need to consider it
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@lady0leander @itsdeaann i’m not taking that bet, because he reposted that tweet two hours ago.
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@itsdeaann $20 bucks he knows exactly what he said and 100% means it.
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The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.
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I know it’s just rhetoric but everyone saying that this or that outcome in the presidential race will be the funniest (“Florida blue and we’re in bed by ten!”) is freaking me out: we are going to elect a pro-genocide president no matter what. No fun, as Johnny Rotten sang.
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@atrupar it’s a little late to be running on the Axl Rose “you in the jungle, baby” platform
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@THEcorinashley @MickPuck what happens if his shadow hits Peter Wolf?
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@MickPuck We are lucky enough to have Al as our local rock legend in nearby Somerville, MA. He comes out once a year and if he sees his shadow, it means 6 more weeks of rock.
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Fabulous full-page shot of the mighty AL KOOPER from Japanese Music Life magazine, Aug 1969. Music Life were so hip they regularly featured instrumentalists like Al Kooper and bandleaders like John Mayall. #AlKooper #rockandroll
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@ClaireMax 1. The first time I’ve ever seen Halloween flamingos
2. Heidi contemplates existence
3. Hagrid hugs my leg
4. Peptide on our bed
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Got up to go to the gym but now I’m back in bed because I’m sick 😭 not the rona, just a normie sinus infection but it still sucks. Please post nice things, pets, and/or memes in the comments.
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@MoreAndAgain i feel like you’re about to become the Geniequalizer
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I wish I could bottle my capacity for villainy and give it to women for free.
The pounds of flesh lobbed off would change the Earth’s orbit.
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@i_zzzzzz @YourManDevine Wemby is standing closer to the camera. They did the same trick in the movie Elf.
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Proof that Wembanyama is taller than Ewan McGregor. I was right
WembyMuse@Wemby_Muse
Wemby, who is an avid fan of the Star Wars prequels, got to meet Ewan McGregor (Obi-Wan), Hayden Christensen (Anakin), and Rosario Dawson (Ahsoka) yesterday! May the force be with him this season 👽 via @_thefailedjedi
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@MediumSizeMeech sometimes you just gotta speak that wish out into the world.
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@keithedwards he’s the Bizarro Christopher Walken. Weird, random, disconnected thoughts with none of Walken’s quirkiness, charm, or humor.
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I think I might be ready for the European soccer phase of my life for real this time.
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@RiverTamYDN Imagine thinking “I had to program someone to like me” isn’t an epic self own
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@melnickjeffrey1 @dohertytjp Wild! I lived on Chester St for a few years, so I got to see The Burren at the end of my street every morning when I left my apartment building. One of my favorite places in metro Boston.
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@scottbishop @dohertytjp Just up the street from me! I’ll peek in after dinner
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Ok after 35 or so years living in Boston I am now officially from here: young guy at the gym just motioned to me to take my earbuds out and said “hey are you that fiddle player Paddy?”
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