Brain pilled 🏳️‍⚧️

@BayAreaBrennan Been so torn about whether or not to buy it this year and I feel like the universe is really trying to signal me not to

i haven’t played mlb 26 in about 2 weeks, which i’ve never done this early. last year, in a game that received many complaints, i was still so excited for the first weekend classics. this year i had no idea it even started and don’t really feel a desire to play. it’s so saddening

@Senga2Alvarez One of Eldridge's problems was not being a solid defender at first last season, I don't believe calling him up is going to somehow magically fix it like everyone thinks

The San Francisco Giants had several serviceable 2Bs/utility INFs but no first baseman. So they went out and signed a first baseman and moved him to second base and now nobody on their roster can play a major league first base

@Jarritos Lime is my absolute biggest weakness

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@BenKaspick @NBCSGiants Its also extremely quiet for me for some reason

Is the color way off for everyone else on @NBCSGiants? Super dark with an orange hue? Been watching baseball all day and no other broadcast looks anything like this.

Bro I’m so high why does my friend’s pot say Squart 😭😭😭😭

@WalterBestBoy YAY!!!! Another one of Koopa's littermates finds their forever home. Thank you for taking in that baby, give them endless love!

i'm so excited to announce that Bowser has found a home with me!!! Lentil needed a friend that could keep up with him, so I went to the shelter last week and Bowser was a perfect match. he fit in right away, and he and Lentil are best buddies now ❤️

important 👇

Me every shift

me playin marathon: i love this game. me not playing marathon: man i wish i was playin marathon. i love that game.

The worst part of daylight savings starting wasn’t that I lost an hour of sleep. It was that I lost an hour of playing Marathon before I had to go to bed.

if you are ever feeling sad and lonely, remember that you are also struggling financially and probably a little ugly and everyone lowkey thinks you’re annoying

if your child cant administer narcan sorry i cant babysit for you

sitting down in the DMV and taking out a Mr. Potato Head and manipulating it and moving the parts around as i wait. intermittently muttering “fuck” and “goddammit”.

@feederofcats Koopa is here again to tell you all to adopt his siblings!!! They're all a goofy bunch and deserve loving homes and a family of their own

🚨 SF BAY AREA it makes me very sad that we still have 8 perfect, healthy big kittens growing up mostly in an enclosure here at the rescue. They should be cuddling on someone's lap, zooming around, being happy babies. Soon they'll be a year old and still sitting here, waiting 💔

BINGUS BRIGADE: You’ve shown huge support and I’d like to thank you by hosting this giveaway. 3 of you will get to choose between a copy of Marathon, or a 3D printed M77 (cats not included) Like, repost, and follow enter; winners picked on 2/28! #marathonthegame #bingus

@ratisgirl @sealfan42 In my experience, as long as you use a larger gauge (I use 25g for mine) its more uncomfortable than it is painful

@sealfan42 I’m considering switching to injections at my appointment in a week but ngl I dont know the first thing about it and am kinda scared to fuck it up. Is it hard or hurtful? ;-;

injection done :33 arf im so brave!!

@exp_dwn @fluppedder I use 25 1.5 inch needles for IM and it works perfectly! 18 is better for drawing, PLEASE lower the gauge if at all possible because that cannot feel good for your partner (not trying to shame, just trying to help you both)

@fluppedder subq or im, and what's the needle size? You don't have to answer, but I've been using 18 for IM on my partner and I think yours is... 22? And it would be awesome if I knew I could use a smaller one.

Here's to me !

The new harbor freight magnetic pad holds my 12 inch cast iron pan along with shitty apple crumble no problem

republicans don’t even defend trump being in the epstein files anymore they just look at you like this