Shadow deputy prime minister of Leytonstone 🇫🇷

Just imagine if remain had won, all those businesses that wouldn’t be suffering, the NI border problem that wouldn’t exist, Scottish independence unnecessary, people planning their retirement in the eu, the billions saved, all the focus on fighting Covid. It’s fucking tragic.

@NeilDotObrien Oh yes you have!

Oh my God Starmer is once again trying to hide his choices behind guff about "process", I have never seen a more helpless PM.

@archer_rs This isn’t how it works but you know that, of course Netanyahu’s actions will increase hatred towards the Jews, I’m Jewish so I know.

@skiologist So the volunteers at this British charity are committing genocide in the UK. Have you reported this to the police ?

The UK media seems unable to grasp the attack on ambulances in Folders Green was antisemitism against UK Jews. It had nothing to do with a country thousands of kilometres away and yet they can't stop themselves conflating the two and offering that as an excuse for criminality

@Artemisfornow Who’s paying you to push this false narrative?

It’s so stupid it makes my teeth itch. With North Sea shutdowns, UK gas imports could rise to 50% by 2035, exposing the us to volatile LNG markets, and even higher bills. So Ed can pretend we’re changing the weather and becoming ‘secure’

@London_W4 Oh how marvellous Alastair!

Family photoshoot in Chiswick finished and I’m now in a most pleasant room, which may be in a pub, by the Thames. I’ve downloaded the shoot, gone through the images and if I say so myself, I think this might be the best photoshoot I’ve ever done. Makes me feel very happy.

@MarkVipond @KemiBadenoch What a short memory you’ve got.

@KemiBadenoch This government regularly and unremittingly practices dishonesty, duplicity and mendacity at the most extraordinary levels. The country hasn't been this badly served in modern history.

This Government has a culture of cover-ups and a problem with the truth.

I am also please.

@archer_rs Damn The Israeli government.

Sad news from Belgium. Such is the level of antisemitic threat there, they are from today deploying soldiers on the streets to protect Jewish schools, businesses and communities from attack. This comes exactly ten years after the Islamist bombings in Brussels Airport and Metro.

@BritishBastardX It seems so yes.

Just a quick one. Why the fuck do we have "Jewish" abulances in the UK? Am i the only one failing to understand?

@Baddiel @9aCedarCourt Won’t somebody think of the ambulances?

Wondering if the hearts of those frustrated by small acts of petty symbolism, by the feeling that smashed windows and graffiti on bakeries are simply not enough, are cheered by the upgrade to burning ambulances this morning.

@London_W4 Simply marvellous Alastair! You POS.

Behold my pastrami, cheese, sauerkraut pickle and mustard panini. A perfect breakfast at Rhythm and Brews in Chiswick.

@mishtal Commit genocide in Gaza and expect zero repercussions? The world doesn’t work like that unfortunately.

Jewish charity ambulances are being torched in the UK. This didn’t happen in a vacuum. It follows years of media distortion, NGO campaigning, and political rhetoric - that has spread lies, demonised Israel and normalised hostility towards Jews. So spare us the shock.

12k followers and 0 likes after 9 hours, quite remarkable.

@ollieollieGA I don’t know but the Brits are comedy connoisseurs, the yanks… not so much, they laugh whenever the canned laughter tells them to.

WHY on earth are people so desperate for #SNLUK to fail?? are people happy with the same 5 standard formats that rotate all year round on normal TV?? PLEASE give it ways to improve because now the first episode has aired… they will listen & improve what people didn’t like

@HarrietCross_MP This is a lie. This is just rage bait.

To those saying it will take years to get new oil & gas out the North Sea… It won’t. 👉 Jackdaw - can be producing gas in 3 months. 👉 Rosebank - can be producing oil in the autumn. Miliband just needs to approve them. Everyday he waits, the further away this supply gets.

@Raji_James @HarrietCross_MP This is a lie. This is just rage bait.

@HarrietCross_MP Why is this particular dim drum being constantly beaten? I don't understand. Please explain like I'm 5. N.S. Oil and Gas can only come to the UK via the intl markets, we have little or no state refineries, no adequate Gas storage and literally no oil extraction infrastructure.

If there’s no mechanism within the American constitution to impeach this dangerous, unhinged lunatic, it isn’t fit for purpose.

@PaulCoxComedy Really thought you did a zinger there didn’t you.

In a war with the Iranian regime, I don’t believe this government would be on our side.

@richardpbacon Lots of whoops and war cries for no apparent reason. If you want to ruin British comedy just add a bit of American.

Excellent #SNLUK

@mattforde They’re terrible, hopefully it’ll get shelved.

I’ve not caught up with the whole show yet but the #SNLUK sketches I’ve seen on here are great. Hopefully it opens up a new era of sketch comedy on TV.