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@IndiusMaximus Hopefully your child grows up with more emotional maturity and resilience than you. It's a sandwich on a plane ffs.

Apparently no one in the @British_Airways kitchen has ever met a child before. On what planet is this a kids meal?

@VanessaChaseOG Here in the UK it is still remembered as the song that kept Vienna by Ultravox from getting a no.1 chart hit!

This was a huge hit in Australia, and the UK😬😃 Joe Dolce- “Shaddap Ya Face” (1980)

@Pyrorufus @TheWapplehouse Well turns out he isnt.

@TheWapplehouse I forgot Chris O'Dowd was part of this. He's better than this.

Didn’t see anyone celebrating the recent 6 year anniversary of the most important piece of art in recent history

@Remiistired @eddiehallWSM Jesus Christ , what a terrible take you thick meatheaded bastard. Should we just have let Hitler get on with it because he was 'in charge'?

Disgustinggg man ew

@DA_WooGo @AccidentalP You know it's a parody right??

@ThinkLicence Well you certainly showed them who's boss eh?

Rats will Run.

@mralistairgreen This is great content.

@Kieron_M @British_Airways Man up Kieron ffs.

Thanks @British_Airways for making us check our hand luggage on BA559. It's not like there's room!! Long wait at t5 with kids for luggage now.

@DA_WooGo @Jessconradcom being utterly embarrassed - great to see.

RIP John Virgo, star of the baffling comedy video ‘Playing For Laughs’ which my mate and I used to watch all the time, Hooks from Police Academy turns up to sing Simply The Best. Jess Conrad tries to upstage them and gets told to sit down. Amazing stuff.

@_andrewkerr_ Sex ponds for the "Ant&Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway" crowd.

Jacuzzis. Not for me I'm afraid

@LostAddicted2 @dank_ackroyd They sold photos of him to ok magazine at 1 day old. They even told everyone where he was conceived. They've made his entire life "everyone's business". So shut it.

@dank_ackroyd Why did he plaster it all over SM? Another attention-seeker because what is he doing for himself? It’s childish and vulgar. If he wants out from his family, fine. He doesn’t have to make it everyone’s business. He’s disgusting.

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn’s wedding

@LozzaFox "worked my arse off". Hahaha, genuinely fucking hilarious. You haven't even got any idea how absurd you sound do you?

I was rejected from every drama school the first time I applied. I worked my arse off to get another opportunity, and I succeeded in getting into the best one in the world. My parents took my first professional paycheque after I graduated and said “You’re welcome!” I worked non stop for 22 years after that. I am currently tutoring kids to get into drama school. For free. Because it’s all I can do these days to support young artists. They are doing great. My entire career was destroyed in one day. For telling the truth. Fuck you and your shitty grievance government for dressing inclusivity up as revenge. You wouldn’t know art if it slapped you in the face. Thankfully you’ll be unemployed too not long from now. Thank heavens.

@Olliek74 @sleafordmods Leave your shitty performative politics for the school common room mate. "fateful evening" for fucks sake.

@sleafordmods So can you point to some of the actions you've taken since that fateful evening? Plenty of people with a similar platform as you have put their names to solidarity statements, played fundraising gigs & recorded music for the cause. Your statement made YOU out to be the victims

Sleaford Mods are of course famous for taking action (storming off stage because someone threw a Palestinian flag on the stage during their gig)

@JackBMontgomery @vinylranter Jack - have you ever had an actual real job working for a company that contributes to GDP? You might have a valid insight into the damage Brexit has done to British business then instead of worthless waffle.

Blows my mind how many people still don't know the NHS *did* get the extra £350 million a week (much more, actually) in the NHS Funding Act of 2020. (Starmer knows, he was in Parliament when it passed—he's just a deceptive creep.)

@VladsDeathsweep Michael Le Vell (WC) David Lee Roth Ellie Simmonds Antony Costa Mary Nightingale

@jodiewo70620746 @TalkingPicsTV Mike Pratt is either 42 or 43 in that photo - incredible!!

@TalkingPicsTV I know he died a few years later but god Mike Pratt didn’t look well

A charge of arson is heard in the CROWN COURT (1973) at 3pm. The whole case in back-to-back episodes featuring #BarryJackson #SarahLawson #JohnBailey #MariaAitken #MikePratt in 'No Smoke Without Fire' #TPTVsubtitles

@reluctantnicko Say "aye" to a pie. (This message brought to you by the British Pie information board)

@PWestoff "Hoo-ha"? She was kidnapped, raped, strangled and burnt by a serving officer of the Met. You make it sound like a minor disagreement because it doesn't fit with your narrative you fucking scumbag.

Very sad, but the more high profile people attacked by aliens the better. Only when the middle-class suffer do the media go to town on it - witness working class girls gang-raped and ignored, compared to the hoo-ha over decidedly middle-class Sara Everard. thesun.co.uk/news/35514652/…

@_andrewkerr_ Absolutely perfect.

Does a bit of everything

Older fella that works down your local leisure centre

@insanereality How can a US cop not deal with an old f88king woman without screaming and using a tazer? Americans are all absolutely bat shit, gun nut freaks