Steve (blue tick in post)

@satnam6502 @headinthebox Indendental?

@headinthebox Indentation is now incidental.

If you still get upset about code formatting in 2026, you are a true fossil.

@The_Forty_Four @RealBobMortimer

“What team do you support?” “Nobody mate, I’m more of a rugby man”

@TheCinesthetic 1. Leonardo 2. Cats 3. ... 4. Profit!

Leonardo DiCaprio might be the single greatest meme supplier in cinema history.

@almurray @RedFiveModels Printer's gender not disclosed.

@RedFiveModels Gel printer?

Love having a 3D printer. BOSH out loads of stowage in under an hour.

@dandouglas That sounds like a lost verse from "How soon is now?"

rip graham linehan, died after posting so fixatedly he didn’t register he was shitting and a turd fell out of his trouser leg and when he stood up from the computer chair 17 hours later he skidded on the turd and the turd flew up and landed in his mouth and he choked on the turd

@DestryBrod Just make sure you cross the t's and dot the i's.

The hardest part of posting a dick pic is writing the caption.

@kryzazzy Oh, a *petting* zoo? Skink my ride.

@srl100 🏆

I’m so sad Pimp My Ride isn’t on anymore, I’d love to have a petting zoo in the back of my busted ass Corolla

@kryzazzy Chimp my ride?

It doesn’t have to be a whole zoo

@SusanCalman @EmmaDee77 I hope Obi has the high ground.

Susan's #CatsOfTheDay are Vader and Obi. Thank you @EmmaDee77 for sharing this pic!

@Herring1967 That Was Then This Is Now Was Then

Ouch

@barrel_rolls Faecal recognition.

public bathrooms should have facial recognition technology so people can be held accountable for their crimes

@JamesMoir10 Definitely some "under the counter" flavours there!

Ice lollies. jimmoir.com

@almurray @daraobriain @LondonW12 Bring up the Pomelo!

@daraobriain @LondonW12 Chiswick Bridge yesterday a slab of Limes going north.

Hounslow council have banned Lime bikes, and licensed Forest and Voi; neighbouring Richmond has licensed Lime and banned the others. So every bridge is Checkpoint Charlie, with loads of Lime bikes parked on one side and loads of Forest and Voi on the other. Top work everyone!

@TheCinesthetic Falling Down's knife scene share.google/dfxyTW6DAepYVZ…

What are the best “you don’t know who you’re messing with” scenes in movie history?

@floboflo Quoi?

He’s been laughed at for writing que instead of queue but this could be a quicker way of saying a short queue. We could then have q meaning a very very short queue

@orbitalband Belfast? Sad but true.

Input transfusion output translation... In Irish hospital since Sat morning. Had a blood transfusion- I can now say officially I have got Irish 🇮🇪 blood in me now 🤣 Thank you ,all the most beautiful people , for your support loving words ,emoji’s and well wishing. PX ❤️🥰❌

@floboflo No point complaining about the foreign influence... it's a fait accompli.

Just landed in Heathrow T3. The first thing I see in this BRITISH airport was a shop called Pret A Manger which is almost certainly FRENCH for summat. Then I look at the departure board and all the planes are going ABROAD! Places where people are encouraged to speak foreign! Ugh

@floboflo That's Colonel Sanders, you fool!

RIP Hulk Hogan

@TheAndrewNadeau I always wanted to be in The A-Team!

If your partner asks for one of these you’re about to get framed for a crime.