Jazz Ⓥ

This world is so sad. I just want to pet animals for the rest of my life

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life

i would support abortion even if i believed life began at conception

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

POV: your vegan mom and dad get drunk at a wedding

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

This is funny and all but they will literally fucking kill you lol

@DetroitDaveCell @newstart_2024 Clown behavior, loser ass comment

I'll say this: if I were looking for a wife today, any tattoos would be disqualifying. And that's not because I "hate tattoos". Some of them are cool as hell, as art. But that's not the point. Tattoos mean you have Issues, in my experience. Life's too short for putting up with that.

Kat Von D casually dropped that she’s blacking out almost her entire body with solid black ink — and she’s already at 80% done after 40+ hours of sessions. She’s turning old tattoos into a dramatic blackout bodysuit with black flowers and patterns (not a full scuba suit look, she promises). The process is done in 2-3 hour increments because it’s intense, and she numbs up with cream to handle the pain. Back when she started tattooing, visible ink could get you fired. Now everyone has tattoos and it’s “kind of boring,” so she’s going the opposite direction — and catching a lot of confused (and negative) reactions online. She says people need to trust the process… it’ll look good in the end. As of 2026, Kat is nearing completion of her full blackout bodysuit and has shared updates saying the transformation feels like a clean slate. What do you think — would you ever go for a major tattoo transformation like this?

they should invent a me that gets over things

@missyr0t Tofu tapestries

Whats the vegan equivalent of meat curtains?

Hang in there bro it gets worse

@_celia_bedelia_ She loves the engagement. She only posts engagement bait type bullshit because she knows it’ll rile enough people up. She can’t be stupid enough IRL to think calorie deficit means starving yourself.

Such a fucking lie. Maia repeatedly stated the only way to lose weight was starve. People asked her how she lost weight and she literally said by starving herself. She reiterated it multiple times. Putting a “lol” after it doesn’t make it better.

They Came Back Wrong trope but it’s just me taking a weird nap and waking up with a headache

@theironyofjoy No because I didn’t ask you to be anyway😂

It's kind of bonkers how quite literally EVERY time you bring up that you're vegan, no matter the context, the entire group around you will start talking about how they could never be vegan and why. like ok I actually didn't ask... 🧍🏻‍♀️

@mainslayrrr Pinto bean

why white ppl never name their pets green bean casserole why it always gotta b mochi matcha or miso

if i had 9 lives i would use 8 of them to blow my shit clean off in front of people over the smallest inconveniences

honestly i want this too

@BerriAquarius @cosybunnie That’s what I do. I worked heavily on bleak beach(besides SS Anne) and now it’s mostly decent. Started on sparkling sky lands next, withering wastelands is decent. Just gotta chip away at one thing at a time

@cosybunnie When I log on. I pick an area to work on. Yesterday was bleak beach! Then towards the end I do the little side requests. Because I’m still missing so much material! Like fabric and recipes.

I haven’t played pokopia in a week, I just find it too overwhelming I think. there’s too much to do and it stresses me out, that and I can’t make it pretty becuase I can’t build for shit

Goomy, dreepy, deino easy

@artetak My baby! So beautiful 😭😭😭🩵

Pokopia has taken over my life. So I painted my Gloom