Sumit Behal

The world rants about hallucinations of Claude and GPT but stays silent on the hallucination inside your own head failing to process exponential progress

Israel and Iran are now targeting major energy facilities with missiles in the ongoing war These facilities cannot be repaired in just few weeks to resume normal operations despite ceasefire The worst case could be global lockdown similar to Covid due to shortage of oil and gas

@shantanugoel this looks like some drone control system

Restarted fine-tuning qwen 3 0.6b for aawaaz. I burnt more than a billion tokens in Opus 4.6 and close to 100 million tokens on GPT5.4 to build the dataset.

Ayatollah Khamenei must be up somewhere , watching Iran dominating Israel and USA after his death

@gurjota 20% TCS over 10 lacs

USD INR has delivered FD beating 8% returns in the last 1 year. The absolutely pathetic way in which rupee is falling, people are going to open a dollar denominated account and move all their bank savings there.

@SuperDhaasu wtf is this new cover of graham uncle’s book 🤨

Twinning on a Tinder date gone wrong. @sumitkbehal

Investors should buy Gold to hedge their stocks portfolio from Israel Iran war Gold :

Iran can recover its war losses from the US and Israel by charging a toll tax on all oil tankers passing through Strait of Hormuz Iran can collect toll tax in Yuan or Bitcoin to promote their stance against US dollar in the future Khamenei should think about this masterstroke

@StocksbyPrakhar in my ceasefire WL

#CHENNPETRO (3D) skyrocketed 250% after the May 2023 breakout, then plunged more than 50%. It made a push to revisit its highs with solid bullish momentum in late October, and now trading volumes are climbing again. Standalone refiners continue to benefit the most from rising crude prices, with their GRMs getting a healthy lift.

@iarjuntandon but add 1761% dividends 🤡

"HDFC Bank is the safest stock to invest in" Markets regularly remind you: nothing is truly safe. Risk is never absent, only hidden.

@selfunmade @stocksgeeks arrest warrant issued, thanks

@sumitkbehal @stocksgeeks thinks exactly like this.

USA and Israel should drop nuclear bomb on oil facilities in Iran so I can make ₹13,000 on my put options

@OtakuProcess Some people are ready to accept nukes for 13,000 in their trading account

@sumitkbehal I love you but let’s not hope for nukes at this point in the timeline 😭

If you had invested ₹1,00,000 in HDFC Bank 5 years ago, your investment would now be worth ₹1,07,000 The same amount invested in fixed deposits of HDFC Bank would be worth ₹1,37,000 without any volatility Lesson : You should listen to your parents

HDFC Bank has underperformed Nifty in 5 years by 51% The stock has been recommended to all retail investors by market experts as a safe investment for the long run and now over 36 lakh shareholders own the company You cannot make serious money by following everyone

@nikitabier You are literally using em dash, mate !

The fortress we are building—and the layers of redundancy—to protect the platform against the AI Slopacalypse will seem obvious in a few months. Whether we use every tool in our toolkit is TBD, but it would be negligent to not have them ready.

@artaditya555 somebody gotta act as exchange

@sumitkbehal where is bibi

The price trend of Crude Oil is President Donald Trump selling the rise and Khamenei buying the dip You can make big money in markets by adding such quantitative elements to your trading

@Simran6397 We are setting up a trading facility in Tehran for this special contract You need to be present there to get access to this strategy, Mr. Kahlon We are looking forward to your presence

@sumitkbehal Is the senior khamani gifting the future contracts to junior one via kite heaven application? What are the brokerage charges if you can specify?

@buildwithsid congrats 👏

just bought this ₹3.2L Macbook Pro entirely with my own money at 19 > had started coding for fun > now made over $13k in the past year I’m so happy right now ❤️

@Fallibilist Dhurandhar is under lying asset of Nifty Futures

Let us think about being a great soft power and how the index should reflect that (wtf does it even mean lol) while the government pays $100 for inferior Russian crude, the nation faces a LPG shortage during a war in the Middle East and Hormuz is far from going back to pre-war situation, yeah let's do that