OTAKU
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OTAKU
@OtakuProcess
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reminder - you are just one heartbreak away from greatness, go fo it!



Ludhiana, Punjab. Punjab Govt is busy funding Goa election campaign of AAP.

Sexbot aside, teachers are the #1 thing in the world we shouldnt be replacing with technology, fuck off




been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far


lemme explain the four phases of any relationship one - honeymoon > you are in awe > you just want to be around that person > you are enamoured (and more such adjectives) > the physical attraction is at its peak > you both do things that may not be natural to your behavior two - yeh to chu hai > you start seeing the flaws > the hormonal spike declines > smaller things irk you > you start feeling that the other person is a chu three - imma kill you > you can’t stand the sight of the person > fights over very small things > differences feel very big > you’re habitual but always pissed four - happily ever after > if you cross phase three - you have found the fit > you’re now okay with their imperfections > you both have found the balance > you’re now comfortable with each other in your own skins and with your own flaws > you now do things to keep the spark alive because you want to > it doesn’t feel forced side note - situationships optimise for phase one and hence often make you feel a little off when they end because it was all so good always

i hate marriages man, concept of it ... watching my most cracked friends give up their entire potential to rule the world for "settling down" ... bro you had one shot at generational wealth and you chose to marry a normal another human.



Without money, you’re not special to anyone except your Mom.

Insane stuff at sarvam epoch. Just a couple chart crimes away from frontier status. Where’s GLM 5.2 on other harnesses??




