Sumit Behal

How to do successful stock trading in 2023 Complete beginner’s guide to stock traders

The underrated personal finance advice is to make your 1st Crore by the age of 30 in India You will not be able to afford a home or expensive cars but you will surely have a decent base to sleep well at night This milestone ends up eliminating the risk of being poor in India

@Bharat_1502 BISETF

@sumitkbehal Please launch a mutual fund for this. I'll invest.

Bisleri is selling 3 litre water for 54 INR Bisleri is also selling 8 litre water for 80 INR If you buy 10,000 units of 8 litres packs and sell them in units of 3 litres, you will end up making risk-free 13.45 lacs in 24 hours This is how arbitrage trading works

@OtakuProcess If Gurgaon can produce Munger, India will end up being a developed country before 2047

@sumitkbehal Okay Munger from Sohna

liquor, ladies and leverage

@dayendtrader got attacked by sharks

@sumitkbehal And Leopold…😉

@_zeroxinfinity_ this time it’s diff

= barbaadi

@kaccha_aalu I’m not selling

Okay but what if AI stocks crash through recent lows and Leopold Aschenbrenner short them to kill Citadel’s longs to settle the score?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ This absolute cinema isn’t priced in

@Finance_Weights Railway Platform boys just entered the chat

@sumitkbehal Arbitrage is for normies. Have you considered printing your own bisleri label and stamping it on tap water bottles for 1₹? Thats a 2000% margin

@ambuj_2032 Alt Asset : H2O

@sumitkbehal #escapethematrix

Banks will talk about the ease of credit but always find reasons to reject credit cards for self-employed and business owners The only solution is to get so rich that their banking products are no longer worth a second of your attention

@HSBC_IN I applied for the HSBC Travel One card and meet all the eligibility criteria applicable to self-employed professionals by fair margin. However, your officials are now asking for a GST Certificate, although this requirement is not mentioned on your official website and GST registration is not mandatory for certain type of businesses in India. Please clarify the basis for this additional requirement and process/advance my application without imposing an undisclosed condition. If you want it for proof of business, I can share other documents as per Indian regulations Kindly resolve this at the earliest. Application No. : RKT/GGN/PWS/9070661

@Iqbal0866 the second idea is pretty wild 😳

@sumitkbehal Agree. In fact all your Mutal Funds > 1 year old (qualifying for LTCG) should qualify as your Emergency Fund. MFs in Pharma & Healthcare Funds after 5 years of putting in the Insurance Amount, should replace your Medical Insurance.

The concept of emergency funds is just designed to rewire your brain to play it safe all the time You don't need huge emergency fund in your 20s when you can borrow money by pledging your mutual funds and stocks You are probably saving too much money and not taking enough risks

Leopold Aschenbrenner selling Situational Awareness’s book at bottom is the peak South Korean experience Leopold is closing his fund at the right time unlike Cathie Wood still holding bags from 2021 You rarely see someone speed running a hedge fund to $20 billion AUM in 20s

@Ameya_Kanetkar she is now changing the life partner

@sumitkbehal Life definitely changed babe

babe, i bought semiconductor stocks in july to change our life

The worst part after receiving a margin call is watching semiconductor stocks bounce back hard just 24 hours later

In India, we speak 100+ languages, but one language binds us all: 𝐃𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐊𝐢 𝐁𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. A film about the people, traditions and stories that taught us what Dhan truly means. We hope you find a little bit of yourself in it. 🦚

@ankitkr0 leveraged yes

okay, codex computer use is so fucking insane