small marzipan pig

i am the only non annoying reply guy

I think Trump should give $300 billion to my Iranian fruit guy so he can make more content

@beersmoker93 woke apnea

wake apnea

@MurseDan @teethfeelweird

I'm being censored

tomorrow is friday. lets finish up the work week on a good note and have a great weekend

@bugsquelcher 4

can anyone decipher this sticky note that has been on my computer for 3 months because i cannot i do not remember what this is for and why i needed to save it

@samerivertwice_ can I have a slice

@PugOnADrug I woke up at 12.30

@teethfeelweird did that the other night, slept 10 hours. no regrets

thinking of a 7pm bedtime

need this done to me

@intl_weeds 3rd gen Italian girl I went to school with named her kid vesti

Are Italians ever called Bella and I mean Italian Italians not like third gen Melbourne Italian

Me with a six pack of coronas and a joint

@sisteriud no one did but my DMs are closed and that will not be changinf

do pit guys like it when your lymph nodes are swollen

@STRONG_PlSS it's a valid question Mr piss

@teethfeelweird This is a cry for help

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

ribbed nails for pride #yup

@hell_doe thank you

chili crisp... that's delicious. i invented it, just now

@moll11y not my problem

@teethfeelweird Maybe they wanted to get drinks after work

just saw an email come through with URGENT in the subject line and shut my laptop. it's 5.10 on a Friday grow up