Weaver Bird

@gyamfi__01 This is not a joke, needs some quick calculation skills

2:30 mins, can she complete it? Let’s seee

@Khanstillday Key point, the world respects you if you have money

I’m so satisfied by how the video ended

12.8 Tbps (32 x 400 Gbps) intra-DC backbone capacity now in Singapore alone. We upgraded our backbone capacity between Equinix SG1 & 3 (peering site) and a local Edge DC (Servers). Each blue link is one 400G link. What an inspirational world we live in!

@iam_igumira Elon is also African, maybe you say Blacks

We Africans have a long way to go. You can never find Elon musk doing such nonsense

@citizentvkenya What’s up with the accent?

Abdulswamad Sharrif: The day Baba died, I was in South Africa. The first call I made was to Wanga and I rushed to the airport despite having just arrived in SA, got the next flight and came back. I sat down with Wanga and told her that the party would go to disarray if we don’t have a leader. We asked ourselves what Baba would have done and we did exactly that. When I proposed Dr Oburu, everyone who was there raised their hands in support #JKLive

@ivymuthe It’s called hyper sexuality, its treatable

"My 13-year-old daughter wants to sleep with every man she sees. She has slept with so many men, especially boda boda riders (motorcycle taxi guys). She has become a huge burden to us because even now there are men in jail who have been imprisoned because of her." A mother narrates

@MaragiaWakili Rage bait

@BafanaSurprise Hehe, 9mm with no recoil, maajabu

Eeeh 😳😳😳😳

@KenyanSays Did he say kwa minajili?

A journalist reporting live from Kitengela during the clash between police and ODM supporters has stunned netizens!

@roxie_ug Just declare bankruptcy, they'll count loss

If I take a huge loan from a bank and leave the country without paying, what can they do?

@amerix Capitalism at its best, Nothing wrong though, the buyers are willing and they understand the cost implications

Another day, another slavery: For 1 week, I was wondering why my domestic cleaner was unreachable on phone. She came yesterday, and I noticed she has a new smartphone. After the work, I opted to send her money but she declined. "Hii simu ya Safaricom iko na shida." [My Safaricom line has a problem.] "But, it is new. Haven't you learned how to use it well?" I asked her. "Imefungwa." [It is locked.] It is here that I knew what was going on. I didn't argue. I paid for her KSh 249 to unlock the phone. She pays KSh 83 per day. It appeared to be A Samsung A07 which averagely costs KSh 12000. By paying KSh 83 per day for 365 days she will spend KSh 30,295. Then at the end of the repayment, the phone will be dead, not charging, losing network or just unresponsive to touch functions. Selling a KSh 12K phone for 30K to an ignorant population is organized theft protected by the government. These debts are enslaving our people in rural areas and if we don't educate them, they will remain poor with no disposable income for financial freedom.

@georgediano Gubernatorial seat kills political career, any politician with national ambitions would rather go to MP or Senate.

There are growing whispers within political circles that Ndindi Nyoro is being positioned to contest the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a DCP ticket. The prospect has reportedly been well received by sections of the corporate world and the wider business community in Nairobi, many of whom have expressed a willingness to back his candidacy. Should this materialize, the Nairobi gubernatorial race is likely to become fiercely competitive, setting the stage for a high-stakes contest between Ndindi Nyoro and Babu Owino,, one that could significantly reshape the city’s political landscape. Hapa sasa, sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisaaaa,,, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@mwizikhafila It's for making the place uncomfortable for you

kwani ukiingizwa police cell na viatu zote mbili what could happen

@amerix Capitalism at it's best

Yesterday, I asked our security guard to share with me the mobile phone number of his boss, the director of the security company he works for. The guard quickly ran to get his phone, After a minute, he came back looking desperate, "I can't share because my phone is off," he said. He assured me that when I return in the evening, he will have shared the number. Today morning, I asked him again, and he was bold enough to say it, "Boss, my phone is locked. I have not paid for it for 3 days now." I looked at his sullen face and the hopelessness in his eyes. I stopped probing. I just asked for his phone details, and I paid for him. These credit phones are chains that have colonized the mindset of our people. Release our people from this neo-colonial slavery!

@georgenjoroge_ @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen Spring Valley cops

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NAIROBI’S SECURITY?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE, SOME POOR MZUNGU GETS HIS MOTORCYCLE SNATCHED RIGHT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, AND NO ONE DOES A DAMN THING ABOUT IT! THIS CITY IS A FREAKING JOKE! @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen

@TwangaP @morarakebaso Was about to say the same thing

@morarakebaso He owns only one of the Maasai hotels, the one opposite Reef Hotel. The rest are owned by Mr. John. Wacha kudanganya watu.

With my uncle this morning. He owns the Maasai Hotels in Mombasa.

@Dr_Kingori Poor man's mentality!

A 30 year old with KES 50 million in Kenya is a thief ~ Wafula Buke

@georgediano He is a political aspirant, he's looking for fame

But honestly, what's wrong with this man. I wonder why he is so determined to help a woman who doesn't respect herself. You would think he is going after someone who defiled a minor. Mosiria wants us to romance & engage in foreplay with Koinange investors. Utter Bullshit!!

@MsMiriti Teach your kids how to invest and double money, saving money us slaving!

Teach them while they’re young. My kids have been saving for a whole year .proud single parent moment.

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