Don BabaTee 🗨 OFR

This is the future

@instablog9ja Wait for them at the junction. It always ends in premium eye water

Lady says her junior colleague earning ₦70k pulled up with iPhone 16 Pro Max, expensive hair and even got picked up by GLK 😭💸… then said “life is sweet” 😂 Omo, some people really dey live different Nigeria inside this same Nigeria. What’s your take? 👀

100 💯

A guy just sued Okash Loan Company. That he was frequently receiving calls from them to take their loan. That he was lured and coerced into receiving the loan. And after being "sweet talked" into collecting the loan against his will, they are now embarrassing him with phone calls and threatening his life with inflating interest rate. Case still de court.

@jon_d_doe He met wicked police that are as wicked as him. Wicked people killed wicked people

That is why people should stay away from crimes. While I acknowledge that some innocent persons have been extra-judicially killed, that young man would have still been arrested and tried after thorough investigation. Unfortunately, he met the wicked police officers. End.

@instablog9ja Wetin i read like this?

I was never married to Rosy Meurer. She never stood by me — Olakunle Churchill debunks divorce claims by his ex

@PerrryVee All Puna na Puna

Men are so funny, they will choose women who respect them over a rich fine woman 😂

@ABUJAPLUG Nobody dey any comment section joor.

@MasterMaliq Absolutely wrong.

A very close staff just hit me with this question today and I can’t keep it to myself.. Imagine this: You just landed a massive contract worth Billion. Payment comes in 20 days. But you’re broke. You only have ₦200 million. You’re losing sleep, stressing like mad because you KNOW this deal will net you ₦400 million profit. You open up to your wife about the situation. Two days to the deadline, she miraculously transfers the remaining ₦800 million to you and says: “Babe, I borrowed it from a friend.” You rush, execute the contract perfectly, collect the cheque, pay back the “lender”… and boom you’re now ₦400 million richer. Then your wife sits you down and confesses with tears in her eyes: “Baby… I didn’t borrow the money. I slept with my wealthy ex to get it for you. I sold my pride… because I love you that much and didn’t want you to lose the deal.” Now the million dollar questions: Did she do the right thing for the family? Would you forgive her? Be honest what would you actually do?

@yabaleftonline My 7 year old son knows the difference between beans, green beans and green peas

Lady wonders how people without female children cope as she shares what her brother did to her mother

@drkenon2 Those are the brothers that man said are his brothers. Wicked family

Terr0rists seen flogging the victims they k!dnapped in Kabba-Bunu Local Government Area of Kogi State.

@ABUJAPLUG I don't give financial assistance and I don't order food online, I don't share Netflix account and I don't go out on dates, I can only do video chats if your face won't give me nightmares.

@instablog9ja Seems you are a ruminant, you want to eat a weeks worth to ruminate on.

What my date did to me after he asked me to order 25k food but I ordered 85k — media personality Lizzy

@therealmaf_ Another Nigerian movie script. Bring it to Alaba marketers dey ready.

Ever since I got a side guy, I finally became the "perfect" wife my husband always wanted. I don't nag anymore. I don't check his phone. I don't care if he comes home at 3 AM or 3 PM. As long as the bills are paid and the kids are good, I’m smiling. The bitterness is gone. The anger has evaporated, and my blood pressure is now normal l. I used to cry when he’d throw his little jabs or insulting words at me. Now I just nod, do the chores, and think about the man who actually knows how to treat me. I’m not the "sad, bitter wife" anymore. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, and we are both happy in this marriage.

@miml001 @Disrupttor Why???

Can you take a bullet for me?

@Burkindi_ Nigeria will arrest them and start paying them salary every month and release them and do a big gov3rnment ceremony for their release

🇲🇱 Malian Armed Forces did not play with the terrorists who attacked yesterday. It was a suicide mission.

@ChizobaCynthia_ tnx for the ffbk. Have a fabulous Sunday

@objectvmedia @NigEducation this needs your attention

Mother Cr!3s Out As Publisher Launches Threats Over Her Open Review Of Nursery Book & Commentary On ‘Disturbing’ Part Of It

@theOlubukolami_ @fmydNG @DrTunjiAlausa

First was Erisco, then Rainbow hairs now Bon bread and this rubbish book author One thing has been consistent in all these case : the Nigerian police is available to be bought and used by the highest bidder

@ChizobaCynthia_ Them dey you are one of them.

@thomasochang @ABUJAPLUG Haa! Didn't know plenty wey dey answer Chizoba o🤔